~Silent Bob is a Criminal~

Day 470, 01:54 Published in Germany Germany by Chicco

Dear citizens of the Austro-German Union, dear citizens of the World,

I have always contended that Silent Bob is a criminal. I always thought of him as a miserable thief, conning and scheming his way into power to loot our treasury and steal our lands.

Of course, the Hungarian side repeatedly denounced this assessment. I was corrected that Silent Bob is but an honorable politician, trying to unite Austria with his home country Hungary.

I am sorry to say the events of the past few days have proven me right.

Over the past 4 days he and his grunts have flooded our Congress with no less than 16 law proposals. Among these are 4 proposals to donate foreign currency from our treasury into accounts controlled by Silent Bob:

- 10 USD to Garda Nationala
- 114 ITL to z corp
- 100 ITL to eMagyar Nemzeti Bank
- 835 SIT to shop stop

These proposals have a total value of 18.67 gold. This may not sound like much, but it goes a long way to prove my point that Silent Bob and his crew are a bunch of degenerate thieves.

I ask all Austrian congressmen to vote down the latest proposal. To Hungarians in our Congress I say: this is your opportunity to show that not all Hungarians are thieves and crooks. Vote down this flagrant attempt at larceny.

It has also come to my attention that Silent Bob tried to bribe one of our Austrian congressmen as part of the frivolous impeachment proceedings he launched against me. This is the PM he sent this congressman:

"Hi, we can offer 10 gold for vote YES .Plz dont publish this PM."

Need I say more?

~Chicco
President of Austria~