This is article was written by Siddy and is being published in my newspaper because, tragically, anti-Demokrasy citizen laws prevent him from doing so himself.
As a true American it is my duty to post this article for him, also the picture of Evry is hawt.
5 Reasons to vote Siddy in the upcoming PotUS elections.
Greetings! I am Siddy, and after my successful last run, which was thwarted by the forces of UNDEMOKRASY...
I'm now running again for PotUS, and as such, I expect to win again, but this time, the forces of undemokrasy will not be able to stop me, no matter what, because my campaign will be like an elephant squashing ants... or whales, for that matter.
So, I bring up 5 reasons why you should vote Siddy.
1. I'm not a Washington insider
I'm not one of these elite cabal guys who have been in government and president forever. I have never been in eUS congress. I'm not in the govt. I'm not in the secret elite cabal of any major or minor party in eUS. I'm not even in your country! (In the case of getting elected, I promise to be in your country. Probably).
That makes me the perfect neural bystander to solve the problems of this nation, when I get to know which problems this nation faces (besides having a multicolored map and Texas not being free yet)
Here you have, gratuitious American Flags
2. I'm a hot, swarthy, non-spaniard
What does it mean?
Imagine we got Pfeiffer as candidate. Ajay likes to deride him saying that he's fat. (Oblige is even worse, he is a whale) But I'm thinner than Ajay. So I could attack him with his own weapons! After this, either the universe or Ajay's head will implode. Are you willing to take the risk? I AM!
And then the explosion will turn into AMERICAN FLAGS!!!!
3. I can kick our enemies
I know very well our enemies in TWO, I even have a meeting with them tonight. And after all, if I was able to kick the Secretary General of TWO from all ONE channels some month ago, I can kick him again,
This type of kick, I mean.
4. I can unite the country
Some people have said there is a big rift between MU leaders like DMV and the Elite Cabal.
Well, I can end those problems. Both the Elite Cabal and those MU leaders love me
Ok, I have Oblige's vCP and the annoying who hates him the most in line. Now I only need Kemal and Drew Blood
and this definitely proves I'm not Spaniard
I was suggested to post chick's photos in the article to have more reader. Since we all know that Evry's a chick, I'll post her avatar picture.
5. I'm going to win anyway
Yep. I have undemokrasy on my side now.
Resistance is futile
You might just jump into the bandwagon.
Stay tuned for more articles, and join us on #Siddy4PotusHeIsNotAnEnemySpaniardIPromise and you will get nice things.
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