[風雨飄搖報]菲前總sansae2在敝報發表的道歉聲明

Day 1,407, 23:53 • Published in Republic of China (Taiwan) Republic of China (Taiwan) • by ToHisWorld
就是這篇報紙

Since Marie von Gablitz cannot apologize in my name,,,I am here to say it now.
因為 Marie von Gablitz不能用我的名字道歉......我現在在這裡道歉。

I apologize to the people of eROC. I admit full responsibility. Words cannot express my sorry.
我向ROC的人民道歉，我承擔所有的責任，言語不足以表達我的歉意。

And to supplement my lacking of understanding of eROC people, I have started learning Mandarin Chinese although I find Cantonese much easier to learn.
而為了補充我對ROC人民貧乏的了解，我已經該開始學習北京話，儘管我發現廣東話好學的多。

I hope in the future that we won't have any further conflicts between eROC and ePH.
我希望在未來，菲律賓和ROC不會再有任何衝突。

Someone translate this please^
請誰翻譯這些文字。

If negative comments follows this comment, it shows that no one wants to accept my apology. This will be my only and last apology. I want to forget this for the betterment of my eLife.
如果負面的談論再這篇談論下面出現的話，那顯示沒人想要接受我的道歉。這將會是我唯一且最後的道歉。為了我在遊戲中的生活好過點，我想忘記這件事。

I leave you with this joke my friend told me:
我留給你們這個我朋友告訴我的笑話：

"有一對夫妻，他們出去吃飯，妻子突然大叫：「啊！我忘了關瓦斯，可能會發生火災！」
丈夫卻安慰她說：「沒關係，反正我也忘了關洗手檯的水。」
妻子：「．．． ．．．」"