[Royal] Vaclav escapes the "lost" Island

Day 1,013, 00:39 Published in Czech Republic Czech Republic by Vaclav

Dear readers, citizens, Royalists,

Today I have finally escaped the clutches of an evil socialist and ePolish plot to get rid of me. While traveling in my Aeroplane, I was shot down purposely and crash landed on a strange island. It turned out, I was trapped on the "lost" Island. My initial instincts were, SHIT, I NEVER WATCHED THAT SHITTY SHOW. I slowley discovered the secrets of the island. Travelling deep into the tunnels into the mountain I learned that it was actually 1977. I also passed the tests and gained access to the "secret" weapon/. I used this to destroy the smoke monster and swam back to Europe. I was picked up by the German navy outside of Sardinia.

Dear communists,
Your islands cannot stop me.

Also, I wear the pants.

I dont have to try,
To make you realize.
Anything I wanna do -


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAM943iz3gw&NR=1