[Royal]Letter from Prague

Day 1,364, 23:48 Published in Slovakia Czech Republic by Vaclav

People of the Czechoslovakia,
I am trapped in my own cluster of buildings we call a city now, A city in ruins. Other free czechs have sought refuge with me, even some of my own old royal guard and republican guards. We still support our people against this "Erroneous Civil war" The Communists have began a smoking campaign, Hospitals, childrens homes, schools - They smoke in all the buildings trying to give our children cancer so they cannot speak out against them! They have also began a "Shut up the Czech People" As They began to censorship any media leaving the country.

Recently, I have gotten in trouble with international law, apparently ,Speaking out of hand' with the following statement the referendum;
Referring to ,Communists' in similarities to that of a ,Anal Orpheus' is against the international law.

Dear communists;
you wont,wont,wont get rid of me, never
Like it or not even though Stalin is not as sexy as me, we're not the same.
And yeah yeah yeah Im a lot to handle;

-Love Tsar Vaclav