{Recycled for drafts}
Laurana Psion
Today, we rather belatedly mark the passing of one no1kevlin. To be sure, he was a rather interesting fellow who passionately embraced his life in the "new world". With much glee and dedication, he played a hand in just about every aspect or eRepublikan life, be it politics, media, business or other less prominent dealings.
An active player, it could have been sworn that he was in many different places at once. A known orator, his booming words were known to echo with the voices of a hundred men; some say a thousand. Without doubt, he is one of those special souls who oh-so-rarely graces this noble and most Righteous nation. Possessed of a rare confidence, although he was embroiled in many various scandals, he never once batted an eye and would boldly take his seat in our hallowed Diet — no matter the circumstances, and never with so much as a hint of shame on his proud visage.
Although he was best known as a tenacious congressman (indeed, his name was once synonymous with Kyushu and its associated débâcle) he was also a most tender and loving father who single-handedly raised countless numbers of offspring.
Unfortunately, this very virility — which most would interpret as great healthiness — would prove to be his demise. As he expended more and more energy and time raising his adorable brood (or as speculated, as a result of an ill-fated amorous tryst), his health deteriorated and he was often hurried into the nearest hospital's Intensive Care Unit. Outrageously he was even prematurely admitted to the morgue on a few occasions.
However, such an admission eventually proved to be quite timely indeed.
So tragic was his passing that overnight, a silence fell upon the nation. Much of his family fell to despair and were never heard from again. Ravished perhaps by the same illness that took the patriarch? In any case, the grief-stricken citizens of eJapan decided that since words could not suitably praise him well enough, they would instead heap the most dire of scorn upon his memory — as though saying that such words could never sully his image.
A sad end to the "Ballad of no1kevlin"? Perhaps not. It is claimed that "his spirit still lives on amongst us" and indeed, some swear to have seen someone with his figure strolling through the back alleys of Seoul shortly after his passing.
Perhaps today we rather prematurely mark his passing. Who can tell, in this curious world that is eRepublik v2.
no1kevlin
01 March 2009 (Day 467) — 28 January 2010 (Day 800) ... ?
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23 August 2010
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Suggested Reading:
Obon Festival 2010
"Tsundere Praises"
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Comments
how much commission are you getting? haha
oh rly...
funny i don\'t view this as very creditable source. (no offense, but i don\'t view most of your article as very fact based)
could some other source confirm if this move is true as he claims to be?
Yes, The ZS has been authorised to manage the Auction.
or \"Place your BETS now\"
anyways.....i wonder how this will affect the employees
Dont worry, all employees can work as ussually. office hours 12:00-00:00 🙂
YNC also still open JOB Fair..
put ur cv or PM YNC
thx
@ Akki: hahaha... i guess the ZS has a rather set reputation as a waste of time 🙂. But all articles labelled [!Notice!] will be real! I like to think that we should try to offer a variety of articles.
@ bluejackal: WHAT! You\'ve seen that stupid show too?
@ justinm: Apparently 5% comm. But i am also sticking this one since i rarely put up entirely \"real\" articles. Obviously it was a bad decision to choose me as I like to write overly seasoned articles hehe.
@Laurana Psoon
yeah, since the first two article weren\'t too serious, I thought your article to be more less factual article. I\'m sorry that i was wrong, and i took some rude action.
I\'ll make sure to remember the [!notice!] from now on.
@ Akki: Hey no prob! I\'ll just work up some way to better flag which articles are all true, half truths (Broken Fuse), or a total load of shrooms (All the imagined \"daily life experience\" sorta articles\"). Usually the last 1 or 2 message/paragraphs of an article should help clarify things. I\'ll try to make things clearer from now on for all. 🙂