[Rayne] When it raynes, it pours !

Day 2,832, 23:15 • Published in India India • by Pizzarayne

Ladies & gentlefolks! Boys & itsy bitsy ones in skirts & costume jewelries (cause your mama can't afford more than that)!

Welcome one, welcome all to Pizarro World !

Welcome to this bizarre, travelling circus that is Pizzarayne ! I am your current host and probably a ghost from Christmas past, Rayne.

Some of you probably know me from my deeply spiritual & dubiously platonic relationship with pizza. If you need to ask, no they shall not be delivered in 30 frikking minutes. Yes, a growing boy needs his pizza. I ate em all.

It shall be rayning pizza's over the next few days, weeks, maybe months. No, not literally. Yes, I know it's spelled 'rain'. It's called a pun, ya daft b*******. Okay, okay so it shall not be 'raining' pizza's, but pizza's shall definitely 'rayne' !

If you did not get that, get a dictionary. Or don't bother. Just watch out for those ridiculous amounts of damage in them battlefields. As an introduction to the madness over 880m has been dropped in West Bengal. Then of course it's my home region we were fighting for. Bwahahahaha

Let the reign of Death & pizza begin ! Behold the almighty Pizarro !

Yours truly,
Rayne \m/