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原文：[VoA] Croissants & Steaks




By Asterios C (Greece) – PR
作者：Asterios C (希臘) - 公共事務處

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1. Hungary vs Turkey, Cyprus
2. Argentina vs Spain, Poland
3. Romania vs Bulgaria
1. 匈牙利 vs. 土耳其、賽普勒斯
2. 阿根廷 vs. 西班牙、波蘭
3. 羅馬尼亞 vs, 保加利亞



1. Hungary vs Turkey, Cyprus
1. 匈牙利 vs. 土耳其、賽普勒斯

You know that, as legend has it, the Huns beating the Turks gave us croissants, right? But even if you don’t, wouldn’t that be sweet, sweet, sweet? Oh, c’mon, you really don’t have to think much about it. It’s practically kismet. Good things will come out of it. Good things that the world can enjoy for generations to come. Mouthwatering-breakfast-delicacy good! Taste the sensation. Get down to the United Arab Emirates and help Hungary against Turkey. If the sun gets too hot and you need a refreshment, persian yogurt drinks for all are on the house! That’s what I call a recipe for success. Mind you, there are Cypriots nearby. Feisty little things. They’re hungry and waving sausages. You may not get the cultural reference, I don’t either, but they’ll be on your back down there, so you better be prepared.
傳說中，匈人擊退了土耳其人，並發明了可頌麵包，對吧？就算你不知道，你不覺得這會是多麼的吸引人嗎？噢，拜託，你不用花太多時間去思考這個問題。這是天意。終究會有好結果。下一代將能享受美好的世界。令人垂涎欲滴的饗宴！想像一下吧。往下收拾阿拉伯聯合大公國並且幫助匈牙利對抗土耳其。在大熱天裡與同一個屋簷下的大夥一起享受一下波斯優格飲料的清涼！這就是我名為成功的食譜。容我提醒你，賽普勒斯人接近了。煩人的小傢伙。他們是如此的飢餓並揮舞著臘腸。你可能不知道他的文化背景，我也不知道，但他們就在你背後，所以你最好有所準備。


, vs , “Taste sweet victory!”
匈牙利、伊朗 vs. 土耳其、賽普勒斯 “享受甜美的勝利”



2. Argentina vs Spain, Poland
2. 阿根廷 vs. 西班牙、波蘭

If the Middle East isn’t your cup of tea, however, don’t lay down your guns just yet. There are still places we want you to go and glorious battles to fight like the true hero you are. Tweets on the street are that our canary tawt it taw a puddy tat. Spain apparently went boo-hoo to their big brother Poland and now those shameless Polskis are all over our buddies, the fearless Argies. The conniving Spaniards are using the diversion to make a comeback. Maybe you can help us get back on the bull and grab it by the horns. Gauchos of the pampas certainly have their way with cattle, but you, wrangler, can still make a valuable contribution in keeping Iberia in our sphere of influence. So get off your ass and ready your bolas!
如果你不喜歡喝中東口味的茶，但也別急著收起你的拳頭。還有光榮的戰場等著如同你一樣的英雄們去奮鬥呢。金絲雀在街上啾啾的唱著我想我看到了一隻大花貓(註)。西班牙顯然正像他的老大哥波蘭哭訴，此刻無恥的波蘭人正全力攻向我們的阿根廷兄弟們。獲得喘息的西班牙正趁我們分心之時準備反擊。或許你能幫我們重回戰場並掌控局勢。南美大草原上的牧人們正殺向目標，但你仍有機會幫助我們掌控伊比利半島。所以動起你的屁股，準備好你的流星錘！
(註：崔弟的名言)


vs , “Grill them!”
阿根廷 vs. 波蘭、西班牙 ”烤了他！”



3. Romania vs Bulgaria
3. 羅馬尼亞 vs. 保加利亞

Yeah, I’m maybe out of food puns for this front, but that doesn’t make it any less important. It seems that the Bulgarians got tired of idling around the Black Sea and decided to pick up a fight with their northern neighbor. Make them feel that it takes quite the stomach to cross the Danube and get away with it. With you over there,Romania won’t be anyone’s picnic basket, that’s for sure!
是的，我可能對於這方面的雙關語辭窮了，但這並不會讓我要講的事情變得不重要。看來保加利亞受夠了在黑海附近閒晃，決定與他北方的鄰居來場戰爭。讓他們知道越過多瑙河是要付出多麼慘痛的代價並且逃之夭夭吧。有了你，羅馬尼亞將不會成為任何人的俎上肉，這是可以肯定的！




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