[PUP] The PUP cabinet

Day 3,683, 05:32 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Rex Fleddington

Hey everyone,

In case you haven't heard what has been done within PUP recently, I was in desperate need of a crew of active and passionate cabinet members to help me manage PUPs everyday activities. Yes I know, I don't seem like the kind of guy to delegate but I do actually think we have a strong group of individuals that need uniting under one cause. So, in order to find the best managers, I created a personality quiz that would tell me all I needed to know about the deepest, darkest parts of what make PUP members tick. Here are the results to who gets the 4 spots within PUP's cabinet, and also some humiliation...

Vice Party President

RMPLT

A charge-in-and-ask-questions-later sort of person, RMPLT has put that he will screw everyone else in order to be the top guy in any situation. Always looking to dominate situations that require a delicate touch, RMPLT will not always know the answers but will always pass on his teachings to the next generation. RMPLT will only have intercourse with a conscious, consenting person.



Secretary General

Piran

Piran is a no-nonsense sort of person, they don't have time for your silly games and will cut through all the bull to get to the most logical answer. Even in the face of intense pressure, Piran will strive to do whatever it takes to benefit the party even when he won't gain anything from it. Piran knows the limits and will not put the party in a place of illogical danger when the time comes. Piran will only have intercourse with a conscious, consenting person.



Spokesman

3EyedRaven

Raven is cautious, but not afraid to bring fun to the table. Understanding the difference between a serious and a casual situation, shows that Raven knows when to let the hair down without damaging the image of the party. Someone, who, in the face of danger knows when its time to bring in the cavalry is a quality that is sorely overlooked in many cabinets. However, Raven will be the one to lead to talks in an efficient and effective manner, whilst diffusing any hostile environments with a few well-placed jokes. Raven will only have intercourse with a conscious, consenting person.



Councillor

Adele Or

The personality test shows that Adele would take a lot of crap for the good of the party. Knowing his position well, Adele will divert the brunt of a lot of unfair attacks, that would be aimed at the party, and make sure these attacks are turned into constructive criticism. Adele knows his teammates well, and can delegate in a way that shows the qualities of everyone's skills. A true team member until the end, Adele will be that support that will keep the party going through the darkest times whilst being the leader of the demoralised and defaced. Adele has some issues about dealing with conscious and consenting people, all I'm saying is don't take your eyes off of him when alone.



This home-made personality test has shown this term's cabinet team, a team I am looking forward to working with. A PM message will be made up with these members and discussions over future activities will be brought forward. Thank you to everyone who got involved in the tests, even Bamber and Wayne.

I wish I could print-screen the answers that Wayne and Bamber gave, but I am worried that someone might report the article. Also, sorry for the lack of photos but I couldn't get them sized right without throwing the article all out of shape.