[PSP] Investigation #1
Day 2,548, 13:33
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Published in United Kingdom 
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by Internal Defense Bureau
Fellow subjects of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Great Britain,
In his 2nd Decree, our Glorious Father, Supreme Being and Dear Leader informed you about the creation of The Popovic Secret Police. This new organisation will be tasked with dealing with the treacherous peasants among you who dare to conspire against the Beloved Leader and the State.
The PSP has been hard at work and have already identified one traitor and is urging the public to use extreme caution when conversing with this individual.
His photo:
Name: Neil, 'Oook Oook', Lewis
Identifies as: Ginger Ape
Age: 55
Interests: Bullying, Money grabbing, Power, Ginger females, Ginger males that look like females
Crimes: The attempt to overthrow our Dear Leader and his Government, Monetary embezzlement from Royal Navy MU, Scamming young players, and making false claims against others, among other charges.
The PSP will continue to follow and monitor this traitor's monkey business and will soon inform you, the true believers and loyal masses of the DPRGB, of our future investigation.
Several others enemies of the state are under investigation for similar crimes, one of them is even a member of the Cabinet. The lack of belief in Dear Leader is disturbing, but fear not DPRGB, for the PSP is on hand to quash this minor uprising before it even begins.
If you see any suspicious activities and wish to report your fellow Comrade for crimes against our most Gracious and Loving Father Popovic, we encourage you to do so by sending us a message: LINK. All decent reports will be properly rewarded!
In our Loyal Peasants section we will commend all subjects who have expressed their gratitude to our Dear Leader. Today, we commend peasant Aaron Mark Daniels and call upon all of you to vote up his article.
Because of expressed servility to our Dear Leader, Aaron will be given 5 gold.
That's all. Remember, we are always watching you!
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Comments
Disturbing. I will listen to Secret Police and not mingle with this traitor.
Hail the State!
If the police are secret - how do you know who they are & what they are saying? I would bet you are letting random Irishmen dupe you.
I mean its happened before 🙂
It says so in the article, therefore it must be true.
I promise to tidy my room Dear Leader!
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He should be tried for treason!
It is good to see the wheels of righteous justice in motion o/
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It seems the deeper you dig, the worse Neil becomes...
Thank god for PSP, I can sleep safe in my bed knowing they are watching over me!
Tis truly a great day for me as a citizen of the DPRGB(and Canada)
Daily News roundup and Loyal Peasant.
Thankyou gracious leader and I shall forever worship the state, and the almighty Popovic Regime!.
Down with this neil lewis traitor!
Adequate video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-31Y59Ow3U
Justice has spoken!
I expect to see this scoundrels face on the Two Minutes Hate!
If comrade Lewis is unable to appreciate our Glorious Leader, shouldn't he be re-educated and brought back into the fold?
Also, if we observe suspicious activity, who should we report to? The link doesn't contain a recipient. I would like to report on my mother.
The link is fixed and your mother is detained for questioning.
Does this mean TGIW is over? He's worth keeping around if just for that...