[President] With Smirks on our Faces

Day 1,312, 10:47 • Published in USA USA • by Glove


Hey Shy7: Some music for you brah

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Beyler 🙁

Results of the Impeachment Proposal:


STILL YOUR FUHRER


Inspired by Alfred Ball

Seems you’re stuck with my reign of terror excellency for at least another 7 days 🙂


FireSide Chat

Cause I’m FDR


Ultra Marines ====== > USAF

The Ultramarines, one of the strongest militias in our country recently announced they will be merging with the United States Armed Forces. The militia has consistently been fighting close with our allies under the command of the Executive, and will continue to do so, except now it will have a slightly different banner, that of the USAF. This will benefit us all. The UM will now get more funding so that it can routinely dish out more damage for Amerika and her allies.

I for one really enjoyed the Ultramarines, as they were one of the first groups I worked closely with the first time I was president. Although perhaps most of you don’t like the group because of Pfeiffer, there is no doubt that the militia always fought where ordered to and put up some heavy hits. And I know Pfeiffer personally put in lots of his own gold to strengthen it.

Anyways, I look forward to a stronger USAF and a stronger Amerika.
More information about this move can be found here.

Bolstering our Forces

Currently there is a limited time offer for 50% less gold to purchase companies. We are going to capitalize on this by loaning our strongest and reliable fighters gold to upgrade their Town Centers so they can fight more with food fights, thus in turn laying down more damage on the battlefield. The Executive will be working with several branches for lists of said individuals. We’ll try to get as many people as possible.



Ireland
Yesterday morning I ordered troops to help put the small island nation back on the map. In conjunction with many other allied forces abroad, the valiant Ireland is back on the map once more, just in time for congressional elections.

Amerika

I would just like to thank all of you who have given your best. I ask nothing less of you and nothing more. Many of you sit up late at night, trying to save virtual Amerika, and or put off rl things for this game. In the recent weeks many of you have put aside your petty arguments with one another and have realized it is better to unite together and put the nation first.

We are all trying our hardest, and if we do get wiped, we can rest well knowing it won't be because we gave up. We are going down in a hail of bullets, with smirks on our faces.

I am Jack’s Smirking Revenge.

Thanks to all our bros and allies, especially Brozil, Canada, and China, who have been supporting us tremendously.

Canada
Canada, our top hat, home of TemujinBC, and our hot wife to the north. Canada has put itself at risk for us, even canceling out many of its MPPs to swap regions with us and block. Our bro, whether we live or not, we are together till the end.

Bro of the Highest Order
I am awarding this honor to the one and only TemujinBC, who fought valiantly against Indonesians during the defense of Hawaii and who is a super kawaii Canuck.




Hail Am
Hail Argentina
Hail Australia
Hail Broatia
Hail Bosnia and Herzegovina
Hail Brozil
Hail Bulgaria
Hail Canada
Hail Chile
Hail China
Hail Colombia
Hail Finland
Hail France
Hail Germany
Hail Hellas
Hail Ireland
Hail Japan
Hail Netherlands
Hail Norway
Hail Paraguay
Hail Portugal
Hail Romania
Hail Russia
Hail South Afrika
Hail Ukraine
Hail Uruguay



I see the strongest men before me, and I promise you this.

There will be no surrender.

There will be no retreat.

There will be a liberation campaign.

There will be a rally.

And we will be back in full force.