[President] Status Update á la Parsons

Day 1,460, 11:19 Published in Sweden USA by Harvey R. Specter


It has been a while since I wrote last (a week ago to be more precise) and I apologize for that, one of my goals was to be active in the media and by that making sure that the Swedish citizens would be properly informed about what is happening behind the curtains. But to be honest there isn't much to write about, which is unfortunate.



Last week was a hectic week filled with accusations without support and a lot of question marks. Everything went down the pipes but the communication between Sweden and Norway were restored and good old diplomacy solved some issues.

Representatives from Sweden and Norway sat down and discussed a solution to the never ending problem, a discussion that ended rather well and the warplan schematics were written once again to make sure that as little damage as possible was done to both countries regarding congress seats, bonus etc.



I've gotten many questions about the current situation in Denmark and I thought that it would be good to share my thoughts about the progress they are making as an independent country. I don't want to stir up any feelings but I think the following drawing sums up my thoughts pretty darn good. I can't really say that I understand anything they're doing at the moment - but sadly everything seems to point in one direction, the "wrong" one.. And no, I'm not facepalming them - I have a bad headache.


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Are you interested in foreign diplomacy? Do you have the time and will to take on the challenge of your eLife?

Yesterday I announced that there was a spot available as the Chief of Ambassadors. I wasn't expecting to replace anyone, but zzzzingo's sudden inactivity left me with no other choice than to replace him - if you are interested in taking over where he left you can simply write your application in this threa😛 Apply here!



Not long ago the government started looking for Hospitals and Defense Systems. The quest went rather well and we found 1 Q5 Defense System and 4 Q5 Hospitals.

Why were we looking for those? The thing is, we have a lot of money in our country's treasury. It's gaining fast and the current amount is 4,5 million SEK. The Treasury has a limit of 10 million SEK and we are getting closer and closer to that maximum limit for everyday that goes by.

Unfortunately, the congress can only put up one donation proposal at a time, which means that we can move 99 999 SEK (= the maximum limit for donations) each day. But if we put up proposals to buy Hospitals and Defense Systems we can get some more money out from the Treasury. 1 Q5 Defense System and 4 Q5 Hospitals will help us get an extra 500 000 SEK donated from the Treasury and in to the pockets of our citizens through military payouts, donations for beginners etc etc. We're not talking about huge numbers, but it is better than nothing.

That was it for this time, when and if something newsworthy comes up I will write about is as soon as possible, that I can assure you of, but until then: Live long and prosper fellow countrymen!

Signed,
Jim Parsons, President of eSweden