[PRES ELECTION] Grand Leader steps down, who will step up? + more

Day 1,257, 14:57 • Published in Japan Japan • by Fruitcommando

Hello Citizens, It Is Fruitcommando your glorious congressmen here.

Our great leader Alfred Ball will be stepping down soon, no one is sure why but our tears become rivers when his leave is mentioned in any conversation (try not to get them on this article). Kokawa Makoto, father of toad-disgusting Hitoshi Makoto, once undisputed candidate for great leader of eJapan now dropped from almost all major parties in eJapan as their candidate. Why you ask? ExReality, famed politician and friend of all has announced candidacy for presidency. Being the best suited person for the job, ISP and JDM supported within the first 5 minutes of the official run. Makoto family left ashamed, will they resign all together or continue to run in their destine to fail campaign? Only time can tell.

In other news, a fight between Hitoshi Makoto, BobbySAURON and Yonsil has broken out spreading through many comments, forum posts and articles. When Hitoshi was asked about his drug problem and whether or not this was the reason for this fight in our media Hitoshi instead injected himself with an unknown substance in the doorway and slammed the door on Fruit.txt reporters which begs the question, who is in the wrong in this argument?
Due to the lack of pictures, we will include one more bonus story.

over this week there has been flared relations between various Asian factions, China and Indonesia Imperialist actions have shown this. China occupies Best Korea, uses it's puppet Taiwan to attack Worst Korea(south) and Indonesia occupies Philippines and declares war on Australia. This becomes very worrisome for ourselves, friends. We could be chosen as the next to be killed by China or Indonesia. Whether we are conquered or not, one thing is for sure. The multi-robotic army of Indonesia may once more clash with the dragon.