[PP4CP] The Pilot Doctrine, The Cabinet, and USAF

Day 3,053, 13:23 • Published in USA USA • by Tom Cauchon

Dear eUS citizens and friends,

I’m writing to you today to invite you to support a true friend and comrade, PilotPhil, in his glorious endeavor to be the newest President of the United States. I have been declared the official campaign manager of Phil’s quest for the CP/D throne.

Unfortunately, he already informed me that I won’t be on the cabinet. More details to come later about why this is.



Phil has tasked me with presenting you with both his doctrine, which will forever be known as The Pilot Doctrine, the guiding vessel for our great eNation, and his Cabinet.
Seems legit, I support this.

The Pilot Doctrine will be categorized by the following traits:
1. Strict adherence to a policy of zero activity from the entire Executive Branch.
2. The Executive Branch will conduct zero activity on the eUS Forum for the entirety of Phil’s term.
3. Every citizen of the eUS will receive 1 canoe.
4. There will be no Dictator for the entirety of Phil’s Term
5. Oblige will receive the USAF in full privatization. He will be able to run USAF as he sees fit.



Now that we have established the guiding principles of Phil’s candidacy, let’s move on to his cabinet! In order to qualify for the Cabinet, Congress must blacklist you. Therefore, I’m not eligible.

First and foremost, the antithesis of “Founding Father” Paul Proteus, the Founding Father and longtime member of SFP Phoenix Quinn will serve as the Vice President of the eUnited States of America.

PQ’s personal project has already been decided. He will be creating and establishing a RED LIST. The Red List will consist of any player that commits “incessant oligargling of tax money and narcissistic bad behavior which has left the masses subject to unending boredom.”



Next, Phil will call on a woman who has seen more time in the Executive Branch than most. She’s spent almost a decade waging successful wars and leading the eUnited States to victory around the eWorld. The Secretary of State will be Artela!

Artela has more experience and prowess than most of the eUS combined. Don’t let her absence in Erepublik fool you, she knows what’s good.



Third, Phil will need someone who can run the Department of Defense. Phil will need a strong leader to oversee rapid changes to the USAF. Phil needs someone who can turn the USAF from an imperialistic invasion force that struggles to fight against the 4 people in North Korea, to a freedom fighting contingency of revolutionaries. There is no better person at MU development than Nick Bergman.

Nick, former CO of SHIELD and Party President of the Federalist Party, knows how to run an MU. His amazingly, perfect avatar will provide him with the means necessary to turn the USAF from a money dumpster, into a freedom fighting force. He also doesn’t do anything in the game currently, except rack up BH’s.



Next, Phil will need a media mogul. Someone is needed to make sure the WHPR never goes out on time and the Pony Express is never seen again. Because, let’s be honest, no one really reads them anyways. He’ll be calling on the man who created the Writer’s Guild and spearheaded the SFP media blitz, Jimmy Cincinnati.

Jimmy Cincy, formerly known as Ghost of Tom Joad, is a revolutionary in the media department and will be able to continue his streak of zero articles in months in the Executive Branch as Secretary of Media.



Next, Phil will need a fresh take on DoCA. He will need people who will refuse to distribute on our programs. Instead of programs, all DoCA funding will be distributed to any new players who ask for it. Don’t want to fill out a form? Good, just PM this guy and you’ll get some CC the next day. UNTIL SUPPLIES LAST THO.

The Secretary of Citizens Affairs will be longtime SFP House Program Provider Hoss1965. Hoss is known to log in to Erepublik every day, say hello to his BC and SFP friends, drop 150 million in damage and log off. I could find no better player than him for DoCA.



But wait, there’s more:
The rest of these positions will be fille😛

Secretary of Homeland Security: Jude Connors

He’s done this before, he can do it again. From his dead account. Because no one has ever done anything here for the past two years.

Secretary of Technology: Mojoujou


This French graphics genius is unreal with the computer skills. Haven’t seen him in a while though.

Certified Tankers: Whiskey Jack and SamalNSK


These two will be in charge of directing tank damage for Phil whenever he requires it. They’ll do about the same amount of good as USAF right now.



Well, that rounds out Phil’s announcement for President for the month of April.

If you choose to vote for Phil, this cabinet will do just as much as any other cabinet will do. Because at this point, debating pointless things on a forum doesn’t do much for the game as a whole.

VOTE PILOTPHIL FOR COUNTRY PRESIDENT

LONG LIVE SFP
LONG LIVE BEAR CAVALRY
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION