[PP] Desu Workers' Party, operation japanese freedom

Day 1,210, 18:50 • Published in Japan Japan • by Fruitcommando

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Hello again eJapan, It is your friend Fruitcommando back again. I come to you not as a peer, but as a candidate for PP of Desu Workers' Party, Naturally I am now above you due to this. I ask all loyal pawns in the scheme that is progression of eJapan to vote for me. I will reform this party to a great party, Our goal is plain and simple; Full annexation of eJapan for eRomania.

All jokes aside, My main goals for the party are as follows:

•Full Control of Japan
•economic reform, NO MORE OF THOSE TERRIBLE OUTSIDERS!
•cleansing of all enemies of Dio, and his followers.
•strong party militia, built on the sorrows of the people
•Bulldozing the country, replacing it with sand to keep pig-disgustings away (eChina)
•CONQUERING THE WORLD

I shall fill the void within you eJapan, your power is imbued in me and I will lead you to glory by making the choices you can't make for yourself.

I have been party president of many parties(20+), ranging from many political views:
•Far-Right
•Right-wing

I have been a President, one of the best the world has ever seen[citation needed] I have 8 congress medals, my political experience is both amazing and impressive I am active, I have 15 Hard-Worker medals and a 240 day working in a row streak.

So I ask that you vote for me, and I shall lead you to victory in return.
Together, WE WILL MAKE THE WORLD SAFE FOR DIOIST DEMOCRACY™


-the original original frog doctor