[PP] Congress is for losers.

Day 1,223, 00:41 Published in Japan Japan by Fruitcommando

Friends, Family, eJapanese citizens, and pig-disgusting communists, I come to you with a message of much glory, That message is success; I welcome you to a new era, an era where elitist communism does not exist, an era where freedom truly is freedom. This era will be established, whether you become relevant in it is up to you. Your choice is simple, follow suit with the Communist Regime or FIGHT FOR GLORY AGAINST THEM. If you are ready to fight against elitists, communists and lesser beings (lolis) I welcome you to the front lines. This will not be a easy journey, but we must defeat all opposition, Our political, economic and social systems rely on our victory and we can not be defeated!

In a country where one party leads congress by over 50% compared to the other parties, elitism is apparent. We must strive to liberate our country, or we will forever be oppressed by it's Communist Regime. So join today for a brighter future, and a happier eJapan

-Fruitcommando, sexiest party president ever