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[PotUS] News from the Northern Front

Day 1,707, 21:09 Published in USA USA by Evry

Hello America,

It is I, your President and Commander in Chief speaking. Today we achieved a landmark in our war with Canada. They have lost access to all of their resources except for the one in their capital. See it for yourself:



For comparison, the economy page for America,





Canada brought this upon themselves. They undermined our foreign affairs not too long ago and followed it up with a NE declaration and they didn’t stop there. The NE proposal was intentionally voted up in the beginning in order to force the eUS into destroying its MPP stack and that’s not all! Since the war started, Rylde recently published PMs between him and I in a lame attempt to discredit the American government. And to those who say “Well, canada was bribed into doing the NE proposal”, I must wonder if 50k currency is truly the price of the supposed bro-mance between our countries. If I had known that all it took was a measly 50k to cause one country to NE their supposed bro, I would had taken advantage of that with our enemies many years ago.

By winning in Quebec while holding onto Manitoba we cut Canada’s access to all of their resources besides the one they get to keep in their capital, Ontario. This is a huge milestone in our war. America has proven its point in this war which is quite simply that we won’t get pushed around by anyone, ally, bro, or enemy. Now that our point has been made, I am fully prepared to bury the hatchet with our neighbors in order to bring peace back to our two countries.



From here on out, provided Canada agrees to peace, we will no longer press the offensive and will not resist Canada’s attempt to reclaim their regions. However, we must wait until this deal is accepted by their President.

After this war is finished, I hope to once again resume kicking ONE’s butt via MPPs with numerous allies and friends world-wide.


In unrelated news, I would like to announce that potato134 is no longer a NSC Director. ErrOrka (sugarfree on IRC) has been tasked with taking the NSC over completely rather than being a co-Director.

That's all for now. Good night, and good luck.

 

Comments

Evry
Evry Day 1,707, 21:10

Mission Accomplished.

mohe3439
mohe3439 Day 1,707, 21:12

So we did this because of a NE that an American bribed a Canadian official to push for, a NE which failed in their congress? I feel like I'm missing something about how they brought this on themselves.

Asalturk1
Asalturk1 Day 1,707, 21:15

third secured

Evry
Evry Day 1,707, 21:18

@mohe, it wasn't just the NE, it was them spreading private information about the alliance we were working on creating (and planning on bringing them into), the fact that even after the NE was posted they intentionally voted it up to lead us to destroying our MPPs, and have since acted like total jerks.

Richard Nixon II
Richard Nixon II Day 1,707, 21:20

I assume you're not running for re-election?

ppdanny
ppdanny Day 1,707, 21:27

Evry. How about them regions you're giving to Spain in Europe?
How is it, that it took you exactly 2 mins to consult with your executive, throw up a counter NE and EO it to pass? You guys must have insane communication skills.
How about NAPing Poland/Spain when they were attacking eUS when you knew your brothers from the North helped to attack Poland to divert their damage. How about the fact that the NAP was made to preserve region bonuses.

ppdanny
ppdanny Day 1,707, 21:30

How about eUS backstabbing Canada and all eUS's other allies by entering into secret negotiations with your allies enemies.
How about all the false bull you've spewed in recent articles and can't keep your story straight?
How come you backstab Canada yet again by bribing our rogue congressman into making a rogue proposal. How many INCI do you think will take a bribe too? Yeah, we aren't the only country with rogue Congressman.

ppdanny
ppdanny Day 1,707, 21:32

How about the fact that you've launched this war on grounds 'that you're helping liberate Canada from its current political situation'. Oh so its okay for eUS to dig into other countries affairs, but when eUS makes secret deals which harms other Countries, its not ok to dig into that?

Stephan E
Stephan E Day 1,707, 21:32

gUSAnos

weezo1
weezo1 Day 1,707, 21:33

So we did this because of a NE that an American bribed a Canadian official to push for, a NE which failed in their congress? I feel like I'm missing something about how they brought this on themselves. x2

''the fact that even after the NE was posted they intentionally voted it up to lead us to destroying our MPPs''
was it before or after your congress NE'd eCanada??????????

ahhhh right it was after your congress started to vote yes in masses.... Cuz your 2 minutes NE aint cut it
RAEEEEE

ppdanny
ppdanny Day 1,707, 21:35

How about how you pretended to try be eFrance's friend. But now that they are on threat of having their Congress wiped eUS insisted on only being interested in eCanadian territories. You are a disgrace as a CP, you should be impeached by the eUS Congress. You, and your previous CP you worked with, have put America into a lonely position, and the only allies you're making, are the ones you're promising bonus regions to. It's no wonder no alliance wants to touch eUS while you are the CP.

Synesi
Synesi Day 1,707, 21:36

Been a fun couple of days.

ppdanny
ppdanny Day 1,707, 21:43

Evry, going to lie about this peace offer like you did the last 1?

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 1,707, 21:45

no wipe?

blow me

Publius
Publius Day 1,707, 21:49

I AM FULLY PREPARED TO RAPE CANADA

TemujinBC
TemujinBC Day 1,707, 21:49

lol

u scared evry?

ya, u scared.

Talostastic
Talostastic Day 1,707, 21:50

A reminder to the "conscientious objectors" who fought for Canadurr against the eUSA;
You're a traitor who needs a dictionary, it's pretty simple.

ppdanny
ppdanny Day 1,707, 21:51

eUS Rank: 5
eCanada Rank: 34

Also, being about 10 times our population. Most of our allies have been fighting other wars(some of which we've helped with while eUS was hitting us), we've been alone against eUS yet they still had to pay 7000currency per mil damage to buy damage against eCanada.

In fact, the only fight we had allies give us full support was the 1st fight where eUS attacked us. Then as a gesture of peace, Rylde let 24h pass, the game autoattacked in vermont, and we left it.

Treian
Treian Day 1,707, 21:53

Evry you reak of BS.

If you really wanted peace you'd order the retreat of the territory's held by the eUS now....

On top of that you had NO intention of bringing eCanada into this alliance that you were stabbing every other ally in the back with.... Try as you might, your lies are not going to sway anyone but your blind followers.....

You sir, shame the office you hold..... at least the next PotUS will have it easy looking good after you....

Cozza
Cozza Day 1,707, 21:53

wow. We lost Manitoba and Quebec. You brought freedom to Canada

BTW being sarcastic

Bobby Canell
Bobby Canell Day 1,707, 22:03

no deal united north america or bust.

weezo1
weezo1 Day 1,707, 22:04

Evry, going to lie about this peace offer like you did the last 1? x2
And the next couple until he eSuicide sadly....

Evry to plato: 00:01 aug 05 Day 1,719 of the New World "Dear admins, Have you seen? I did my best, which was the minimum required to be the PoTUS. Therefore since i have more integrity, i would like you to erase my account so i can start a new one, and do it all over again.

Best retarded regards, Evry.

Exalted Druid
Exalted Druid Day 1,707, 22:04

It all made more sense when you were going to wipe us.

Oblige
Oblige Day 1,707, 22:05

This is possibly the worst spin article I've ever seen.

It does not address issues, for instance, issues like ST6 refusing to fight for the USA anymore, or the JCS led eUS military basically leaving the country for Canada, or the fact that it was a cabinet member that started the entire conflict by bribing a Canadian Congressman to NE us.

Flashgun
Flashgun Day 1,707, 22:06

^^^^^ oblige speaks the truth.

Oblige back in office imo

Oblige
Oblige Day 1,707, 22:07

Or why our CoTD is still freaking Manitoba.

Auggustus
Auggustus Day 1,707, 22:11

....and here I waws thinking Canada had a Premier and not a president... gee wiz do I look silly now ^^

rainy sunday
rainy sunday Day 1,707, 22:12

I smell pork.

soil3d
soil3d Day 1,707, 22:14

Someones were able to put personal feelings a side, someones not. Branches like ST6 agreed to be goverments official military, in first war, there was some refusies by soldiers but I didin't see any official turn-out by any USAF MU Commanders, so it was MU-Problem what were solved later. These later wars there was many fighting for us like it should be, if there was still those who refused, I hope they pick another prio for help our allie.

Armour144
Armour144 Day 1,707, 22:14

This could easily pass as satire.

Sadly, you are dead serious.

olivermellors
olivermellors Day 1,707, 22:16

you have fought well. Now, peace is offered. Isn't it time to just say "yes", and stop the name calling, sabre rattling and irrational emotional invective that got this thing started?

Oblige: with respect, the President's message wasn't an attempt at close analysis. It is an offer. Canadians are best served by considering if it is favourable. Americans as well. Lengthy emotional debate about reasons, delays many reasonable outcomes.

Wilhelm Gunter
Wilhelm Gunter Day 1,707, 22:17

I think there' s enough blame to go around... on the eCanuck's behalf, and the eYankee's.

olivermellors
olivermellors Day 1,707, 22:22

so wilhelm: what you think about this peace idea? How's the missus and the kids? I hear Andrea placed first at the figure skating last february and wasn't that Allan I saw with a tall blond at Demarco's yesterday afternoon. They sure grow up quick don't they.

crisfire
crisfire Day 1,707, 22:29

This almost makes me wanna keep the war going just to be a thorn in your side

shiloh13
shiloh13 Day 1,707, 22:35

Clown.

BeachBunny
BeachBunny Day 1,707, 22:44

Oblige if i read this article correctly unlike you it is said that we will not resist Canada when taking their regions. It then goes to say that that will not happen until peace has been agreed upon. Therefore that's why Manitoba is still our Cold.

Also about ST6 I believe they said they would follow the POTUS and the administrations orders but they just won't fight Canada anymore but that doesn't mean they won't for the US at all.

A Forgiver
A Forgiver Day 1,707, 22:53

Why I'm leaving to eRussia, this bullshit of a president

Christopher Edwards II
Christopher Edwards II Day 1,707, 23:01

"In unrelated news, I would like to announce that potato134 is no longer a NSC Director."

Unrelated? That's a laugh.

Chucky Norris
Chucky Norris Day 1,707, 23:11

Well your ego is satisfied now? We can get on with more pressing matters than dealing with your personnal vendettas?

I can't wait for the day we will actually man up and fight a worthy ennemy instead of signing NAP with every ennemy nation we meet and declare war on our allies who are 10x smaller than us.

Alfred Ball
Alfred Ball Day 1,707, 00:04

Does anyone else remember when Chucky Norris was a silly Canadian? Oh those were the days...

Mitch Rapp
Mitch Rapp Day 1,707, 00:38

You are a disgrace Evry

ilphen
ilphen Day 1,708, 02:13

Congrats, you denied the French congess because of a bullshit war!
Hail Evry!

vasmegye
vasmegye Day 1,708, 02:27

Impossible is nothing in this game.

Krimpie
Krimpie Day 1,708, 02:37

Evry = The George Dubya of eRepublik

kuljah
kuljah Day 1,708, 03:00

grover was here

Alfagrem
Alfagrem Day 1,708, 03:00

Evry isn't exactly the next George Washington but neither is Rylde a proto-Trudeau.

However they want to spin the weeks events to pander to their ego and/or fan bois is up to them as long as the rest of us get a chance to resume normal programming and start directing our damage back to helping our traditional friends and allies.


"A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd." ~ James Crook

Thermaikos
Thermaikos Day 1,708, 03:51

ALL that things you decide alone?
IF no, who help you for this situation?
Tommorow we have elections and must to know which persons decide all that about Canada.

Smiljan
Smiljan Day 1,708, 04:27

What a one fool broke, hundreds of smart cannot be repaired!

anonymoushooligan
anonymoushooligan Day 1,708, 05:19

"This is possibly the worst spin article I've ever seen.

It does not address issues, for instance, issues like ST6 refusing to fight for the USA anymore, or the JCS led eUS military basically leaving the country for Canada, or the fact that it was a cabinet member that started the entire conflict by bribing a Canadian Congressman to NE us."

x2

 
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