[POTUS]Hey Russia, Invade This

Day 1,002, 19:13 • Published in USA USA • by St Krems


If you thought we’d forgotten about you, we hadn’t. I’m pleased to announce that, after making the proper devotions, Operation: *Grabs D**k* has begun. Right now, elements of our Military, as well as The Chinese forces, aided by the SS and ST6, are storming through southern Far Eastern Russia and your country should wake up to find the majority of the battlefield in our control.

Civilians are hereby ordered to fight in Far Eastern Russia and to deploy and park their account on either the Capital, the Hospital or the Defense System. Citizens who are going to be online for a while should assist the armed forces in capturing enemy tiles. Let’s turn this field red before the enemy have time to respond.

Battle Link - http://www.erepublik.com/en/battlefield/535

Follow Department of Defense Orders which will be updated throughout the battle to make your effort have the maximum effect on the battle.

DoD Orders Link - http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/194506/1

Now, I'm not going to sit here and blow sunshine up your ass America. Securing Far Eastern Russia gains us a source of valuable titanium while also denying that to the enemy and likely seriously damaging the Russian economy. The government will be going all out on this one, but we are also asking you to do the same. Splash out of higher Q weapons, eat some food to restore your wellness, have fun killing ruskies.

If you are inside our bros to the north, Canada, don't bother moving. You can fight in FER from the comfort of your second home while still also retaining the option to fight in Englad with our Bros. We gain nothing from you moving back to help us fight so don't bother.

You can request weapons and food in the below thread. Both will only be provided to people who are currently active and will use them in this battle. Other terms and conditions may apply, see the thread for more details.

Cannons for Communists - http://eusforum.com/index.php?topic=27754.0
IRC channel - #G4H

Some of you may say this is too aggressive. Too aggressive huh? Well I guess when I see something I like, I go right after it.

St Krems

P.S. If anyone got the tip of the hat to Scrabman with the little dune references I’ve been leaving about the place the last few days, kudos to you.

P.P.S. Do you know how annoying it is to hear that I have been doing nothing while not being able to respond due to OPSEC? Well it is.

P.P.P.S. I have a hard on right now, and it’s pointing west. Pics in the next article.