[PM] You are not 12, and this is the UK.
Day 1,008, 16:28
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by eUK Home Office
Some of you may may remember me. I am jamesw and I have taken over the reigns from JB, who has sadly resigned. As a past gorram prime minister and deputy prime minister to two of the last three candidates, I am confident that I can oversee a successful two weeks until the next elections take place.
I will be using this paper to update you throughout the next two weeks, not only about the ongoing wars we are involved in, but also any other issues which have arisen; domestic, economic: anything which is important! So please vote and subscribe to ensure that you are kept in the know!
Domestically, I am pleased to announce we have some more openings for anyone interested in joining the UK government. You need to be registered on The UK Forums. You will also need to use our IRC Channel. Positions are available in the following ministries:
- Ministry of Home Affairs (Apply here)
- Ministry of Communications (Apply here)
Working in ministries is vital for anyone interested in the community: ministry work gives you a group of new friends to work with, as well as the chance to get in touch with the next generation of the eUK. Get involved, make friends, progress to become CP, and make profit etc. Its really great - do it.
If you are interested in free Q4 and Q5 weapons then you should join our armed forces They're an active community, who will bring you fun, enjoyment and show you lots of great things about the military module: you will not regret joining!
Finally, I'd like to remind all citizens they should now be deployed onto our beloved London.
- If there are less than 30 soldiers on tile 14,12 then deploy there
- If there are 30 soldiers or more on tile 14,12 then deploy onto tile 16,12
- If there are 30 soldiers or more on tiles 14,12 and 16,12 then deploy onto tile 11,19
Thank you for your help, and please feel free to get in touch if you have any queries or questions.
~jw
The Gorram Prime Minister (again!)
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inb4fgtscomment
apply my pretties, apply!
oh padraig you bitch
there goes the neigborhood
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This isn't where I parked my car.
Toffee Pops + Mr.Kiplings exceedingly good would be ashamed. You guys are an embarrassment to the whole universe. I'm fuppin serious loike
try try as hard as you can, you can't stop the Canada man. There you go, you can have that limerick for free.
Also unban one of my accounts from your forums pl0x.
The Gorram Prime Minister (again!)
ur the best! :3
Krems we don't need to stop Canada, they're already leaving.
try try as hard as you can, you can't stop the Canada man. X2
Just stop this crap idea of re-taking 4 zones at once and losing masses of gold. 1 by 1, slowly, slowly, catchy monkey.
WTF was the idea in asking for gold to give to Canada for peace? that's stupid even if they took it they would only use the dam gold to hit London and the other regions Jesus people have no sense
Dacesan: demanding gold from Canada for a peace treaty makes that gold inaccessible to them for 24 hours. It means they can't use it to attack our regions. Good luck jamesw, I'll be "chipping in where I can". o7
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Lol@ dacesan. not only did you get it the wrong way round (they would be paying us)...
but i AM 12....