[PM] The Irish War: whatdo
Day 1,300, 16:21
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by Hell The Great
I'm sure by now, most of you have seen this article. As the President of the UK, I am here to tell you that not only is this article a shameless attempt to hide the fact that EDEN have refused to fight for Ireland, but it is also an attempt by the Irish state to undermine the relationship between the Strasbourg nations of the UK, France, Germany and Portugal.
Why are they doing this? To put it in perspective; our allies are quite happy to continue to fight for us. However, their allies are running out of regions, never mind patience. This propoganda is not only a shameless attempt to hide their allies inability, and disinterest in defending them, it is also considered a further act of mischief.
On behalf of the British Government, Congress and Population, I hereby declare that until we receive an official apology for this outrageous action, as well as a unanimous surrender, we will be continuing our war with Ireland. This is not only because the Irish state has been impossible to deal with on a diplomatic level, but also, because the Irish population are still unable to stop bring in RL issues into a browser game.
As game rules stop me from publishing conversations here, anyone who is interested in a prime example of this need only view the following thread on the eUK forums.
Finally, I repeat: unless we receive an unconditional apology, and surrender from the Irish nation, we will not only seek to continue this war, we will also do our utmost to see it concluded in our favour, with the Irish regions returned to the empire of the United Kingdom. Any nations which prioritise Ireland over French battles, will also increase the popularity of the ONE alliance, not only in my eyes, but also in the eyes of my population. So Terra, EDEN, take heed - no longer will we tolerate you protecting a nation which trolls us with their nationalist agenda, and brings in RL issues to the game. No longer will we sit back whilst you fight against our interests, ignore our friends battles, and generally be useless.
~jw
On behalf of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
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inb4butthurt
trololo
James, you are so correct and also handsome!
Lold
>implying RL politics have anything to do with it anymore.
eIreland willing to give up home regions to stop stalemate pointless fight and help allies...
Jamesw agrees to mutually beneficial peace proposal...
eUK Congress disagree...
Jamesw denies ever agreeing to proposal...
Blames "crafty" Irish...
Everyone is mad at eUK
Good show
Hey Connel,
I did not agree to any proposal, I simply stated what at a bare minimum, I would present to my congress for debate. But then, you already know that, and continue to troll.
I literally have no idea how you can ignore what is so obviously true, but please, do continue.
What a fish!
You do realize your own trolling is contradictory don't you? You said EDEN didn't help us but then you said they did.
"I am here to tell you that not only is this article a shameless attempt to hide the fact that EDEN have refused to fight for Ireland"
"So Terra, EDEN, take heed - no longer will we tolerate you protecting a nation which trolls us with their nationalist agenda, and brings in RL issues to the game."
LOLZ
You do realize Shannon was EDEN Prio#1 just other other day do you not? You sir are a fool. You mad?
@Jamesw
Srsly our article is somehow propaganda, we gave you a region for propaganda?
Our CP seeked approval from all the leaders of the military groups in eIreland and not only that sent out orders for us not to fight for Shannon as it was part of the peace proposal on a suggestion from you Jamesw? You really expect us to swallow that? lolno
If you want to stop this arduous battle(been going on for over a month) and help France you can do it right now. We're ready to give up one of our home regions to help our allies... Ye really don't have a foot to stand on.
eUK congress has way too much power...
leg to stand on*
I'm still hungover, soz
it can only end with a wipe as far as im concerned
Vive la France!
JAMESW 4 CP
Congress hasn't even begun to debate this, because it isn't even close to being a serious proposal yet: so far your president has spent the sum total of 3 minutes talking to me. The rest of the time, I get Irishambassador1234567 who states that any deal requires NI - the people who are taking this lightly, is you.
As for Chance Harrison; are you aware of "tenses?" - 'Refused to fight for Ireland' (ie, present). 'No longer will we tolerate' (ie, an action in the past). If you are unaware of the difference, I am sure that someone can inform you, simply visit us in #euk.
As for Connell: Its pretty obviously propoganda; if you state that you want to lose, you can hide the fact that your allies are ignoring your battle. Also, there has yet to be a peace proposal; I dont know how many times I need to state this, but please, PLEASE, read this clearly;
I stated what Ireland would need to do, as a bare minimum, for the UK congress to accept a peace proposal. Why is that? Because I promised, as part of my election campaign, that they and the UK population would have a voice in this.
As for helping your allies; you and EDEN have yet to even publically acknowledge French battles; whilst we regularly set them as Campaign of The Day, and prioritise them above our own. Conversely, when we are fighting France, you are busy tanking against us. Go figure, eh?
UK govs and their congress...
The UK govs always says something that are the opposite of what UK congress says... don´t know if it is lack of communication or anything else... just know that this type of attitude makes UK get out of TERRA when they gov wanna stay and was pretty good govs in my view...
Thats why unfornatelly Im always have a lot of cautions when UK negotiate anything... cause its probally that they congress will reject...
I still believe its internal problem of UK, and they aren`t trying to make others countries fools... but im starting to believe its a type of strategy... unfortanelly...
Don't try to reason with them, James, the Irish are inherently evil. The only suitable action is to continue fighting back their infection, like Luke Skywalker internal struggle with the dark side.
THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE EUK & EIRISH WAR.
We're even offering one of our home regions in this stalemate war so that we can move on and help our allies with their invasions.
>"No longer will we sit back......"
I reckon you will for a few more days at least (or however long it takes Poland and Hungary to cross France).
Quite what the Irish are upto with their latest shenanigans is completly baffling.
Hopefully, when you've stopped doing your strasbourg bit then we can get on with wiping Ireland and tick 'European EDEN nations all wiped' from the list.
>"eUK congress has way too much power... "
The eUK players call it 'democracy'. A hard concept to grasp for a nation that had a military coup only last month but I'm sure you can read up on it.
"I am here to tell you that not only is this article a shameless attempt to hide the fact that EDEN have refused to fight for Ireland" Since we're playing English scholar here... you did mean has right? Umm.. Eden does presently fight for us you dolt.
27Joachim von BremenDay 1,300, 16:50
17m ago
Don't try to reason with them, James, the Irish are inherently evil. The only suitable action is to continue fighting back their infection, like Luke Skywalker internal struggle with the dark side.
Says the PTOer... Heh... Alfag what Strausbourg bit are you mumbling about?
>Alfag what Strausbourg bit are you mumbling about?
HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE STRASBOURG TREATY!
hahaha, nice article as always
Bring 'em hell JW.
So let me get this straight. The United Kingdom and Ireland proposed each other as failed NE's several times, and the U.K trys to PTO Ireland.
Then one day the U.K Proposes Ireland as their Natural Enemy and since it looked like it was going to pass, they in turn responded with their own NE of Britian. (During all this World war V is Raging across Europe)
Terra is outraged at the U.K for starting a war with Ireland, since France and Germany were being invaded in Europe. Emereck Proposes the U.K as NE to show their disapproval of hurting Eden-Terra Relations while Fighting ONE.
In Turn the U.K Withdraws from Terra, calling it a fail alliance(Because Terra didn't want a useless war while Terran Allies were being invaded).
Now that the war has been going on for awhile, with Neither Ireland or Britain holding the others regions. Jamesw declares that the only way the War will End, and give full support to their respective allies, Ireland will have to Surrender and be Humiliated. Instead of just signing peace, and getting it all over with.
Did I get all of it?
And to the statement about Ireland Bringing RL issues into the game, I believe the U.K wanted this war just as much as Ireland did.
After you posted the link to Irish citizens, you also put that Irish Regions will be returned to the Empire of the United Kingdom. As if thats not bringing RL into the matter.
>"the U.K trys to PTO Ireland."
4 or 5 citizens ISN'T the UK trying a PTO.
>"Then one day......"
Your sequence of event is messed up. The NE parts and the alliance stuff did happen but not in the manner or order you said.
>"Jamesw declares that the only way the War will End.."
He gave Ireland notice of the minimum possible pre-conditions that would have to be met for him to engage in formulating a peace a peace proposal to could be taken to the HoC with any reasonable chance of success.
>"Ireland Bringing RL issues into the game, I believe the U.K wanted this war just as much as Ireland did."
The UK populace did want a war with Ireland but mainly for events that occured in-game over the course of the last few months not because of a number of RL events that stretch back to the 1600's!!!
>Did I get all of it?
no, amerifat
Alfagerm: I don't think unconditional Surrender from Ireland should be the minimum pre-conditions for peace. With the NE parts, what did I leave out?
Anotherlamedrunk: Ok Britfag, would you be so kind to tell me what I left out, lol?
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fail Ireland!
"they in turn responded with their own NE of Britian."
They had a number of hours with which to vote the proposal down after ours failed.
"Terra is outraged at the U.K for starting a war with Ireland, since France and Germany were being invaded in Europe."
Neither country were involved in a direct war when Ireland NE'd us.
"Because Terra didn't want a useless war while Terran Allies were being invaded"
If Terra didn't want a useless war they would of settled any problems as they occurred. The inadequate way Terra dealt with these complaints was bound to bite them in the arse eventually.
i lol'd
voted.
Nice article.
voted.
JamesW, I expected better from you.
Probably shouldn't have.
Mea Culpa.
"4 or 5 citizens ISN'T the UK trying a PTO."
Regular applications for eUK funding and one of them being "Minister for Island" kind of undermines the "lone nutter" defence.
james K, applying for funding is one thing, if you notice, declined all the time.
anyway, carry on with the fun 🙂
"Minister for Island"
You think that is anything more than Tomazim's joke? I pity you.
The other part which they have failed to mention is that the Minoan Legions asked eIreland for a little help for their own nation eGR only to be left high and dry, so the Minoan Legions are doing what Ireland has done and now turned their backs on them.
Like the old saying what goes around comes around
jamesw be trololololoing
What does an unconditional surrender look like? Giving up Shannon without a fight? We made an offer which holds no benefit to us, it takes away one of our original regions but we offered it for the sake of closing the war to aid Canada and France -who need help-, not everything has to do with you.
To think its because our allies aren't fighting for us is shameless propaganda for your congress, and makes it clear as day, the UK CP is simply trying to justify seeking ONE membership.
@metalmicky, it still suggests that the BCH is a stakeholder in your community.
@danie, are you saying that jamesw's articles should be taken with a grain of salt? Well I never!
Main point, UK CP is trying to avoi😛
Ireland has offered Shannon - Fruit to the UK
Closure of NE war
The purpose: Fully committing UK and IRE damage into Canadian and French battles.
Arrrr Cut the B/S the only way this will be sorted is for one side or the other to be totally victorious.
All this he said that she said this typical school yard antics, this is a game not real life.
And to be Honest with the way the game is set up now if Ireland can't see beyond the past, both nations would benefit on all counts if it was one nation.
Start using your brains and not your hearts
If the Irish disease were to escape their island (I suspect they may already have infected the Canadians), disastrous events would be put in motion. Not just France and Germany, but every country *in the universe* would be destroyed. We cannot have this. If the UK chooses to focus on keeping the Irish menace at bay from the rest of the world, we can only offer our heartfelt thanks for saving us all.
Welcome in ONE😉
I have played enough Civilisation to know; just because you offered one of your regions for peace, doesn't mean we have to accept it because you want us to...
No quarter given or taken, To arms all to arms
"I have played enough Civilisation to know; just because you offered one of your regions for peace, doesn't mean we have to accept it because you want us to..."
Civilization rocks!! \o/
Good article, voted.
The Irish are literally retarded by lack of protein. If only there was some way to give them 'taters.