[PM] On Vikings and Valkyries: operations in norway

Day 870, 00:47 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by GLaDOS



Citizens of the United Kingdom, Today I would like to announce the occupation of the Norwegian regions Vestlandet and Ostlandet. we will be keeping these territories indefinitely, and as such I shall be deploying a Q5 hospital to the High oil region of Vestlandet. This region, codename Valhalla, will be an amazing boost to our economy, giving our businessmen access to another high resource, oil.

As such, we wish to protect this territory to the best of our Ability. I ask each and every UK citizen who reads this paper to contact the Ministry of Home Affairs, and send them a message, asking for a free moving ticket, which will send you off to valhalla, as part of our program to move a massive amount of citizens to our new territory, operation valkyrie!


With Valkyries leading you, the everyday citizen to our new high resource, Q5 hospital equipped region, victory is assured.




HIGHER POPULATION CREATES A HIGHER WALL, A HIGHER WALL MEANS A SAFER REGION, A SAFER REGION MEANS A STRONGER UK!

Together, citizens, we shall move to the halls of Valhalla, and we shall create a safer, more prosperous country!



Dio save the king!

-GLaDOS
Prime Minister