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In a break with tradition - I've decided to say hello and thank you from the paper that will become the heart of our communications over the next month. Anyway let's get this show on the road.

I'd like to thank all those who voted for me and I very much hope that I can repay the trust you've decided to put in me (We're all doomed). It's been a really enjoyable election process and I'd like to congratulate the other runners for their good natured campaigning. Without these CP elections the country would be a far less interesting place.

What You Can Expect


No not that

First of all you can expect another article on Sunday outlining each cabinet members aims for the month. Over the next two days, myself and the cabinet will sit down and draw up a plan and schedule in order to make sure we complete all the goals and aims I outlined within my manifesto.

We're going to have some fun and so are you

Now that is probably the most outlandish claim I can make, but we're going to work with our allies and see what we can do about ensuring regular warfare for all our citizens to partake in. Just be sure to keep an eye on the MoD for more info and orders.

Mr Prime Minister, your very short



You're so right! I will return on Sunday with a more in depth article. I'm usually of the belief that an article should be informative, interesting and poignant. That said, I'm a little excited, a bit of wee came out, and I wanted to say hello and thank you.

Keep 'em peeled UK

Karacticus

Former MoHA
Prime Minister