[PM]Day 782 is Coming...
Dishmcds
So, here comes Day 782. And here we are, still waiting for this to come true.
I hope they know the "Write Article" button isn't the same as the "Attack" button. If that's what they're going to invade with, then there's nothing to fear. At all.
Now, some various things going on mainland.
1. The Germans are now without a homeland, and our Fortress in London has been extended to them to stay in as long as necessary to free it from the Mario Brothers. Apparently, the decepticons needed some extra space to keep their spare parts, so Donnie Bronco and Konrad may just come and crash at Downing Street with me for a bit. If their friends come, we'll have a nice large party in London. It ought to be fun, I invite everyone to attend. Perhaps we can even include the German Heritage in FryDay this month.
2. Normal things are normal, really. Get involved in the Forums, join the Navy, and get active. Subscribe to the Ministry of Defence.
3. The MoHA shall be hitting the wiki as it normally does very soon, updating tutorials and educational tactics for our new citizens. It's imperative to teach people where to go and what to do to find out how to help us make the UK successful. Thus far, the MoHA has done very well in trying to reach all our citizens, however if you have some spare time and can help Karacticus PM citizens, then we'd ask that you do so.
4. Funding as always will continue to be a focal point of the UK. We try to fund each and every soldier we can with weapons, between our own companies and the ones we buy from the market. We have started to restrict the amount of tanking in battles simply because it's not as effective as group strategy, so you'll see that less and less. This is a long term game, which takes a while to rank up, and there's not much anyone can do about it.
However, if you have some spare gold laying around and want to help out, donate it to the Ministry of Defence for our War Effort. Even if it's .25 or .05 or however much, it adds up, and is easier than raising taxes.
Thanks for reading, as this mornings version of the update is now complete. Keep Calm, Carry On.
Dishmcds
Prime Minister
Comments
These articles are getting old bro, your last three articles have the same exact message in them everytime, be patient they will come.
HAI BUD
These comments are getting old bro, your last three comments have the same exact message in them everytime, be patient they will come.
If you build a field they will come.
boring...
Dishmcds you are letting me down!! What kind of come back was that! Get the coffee then delete that and try again!
The message still stands. I'm sorry but I don't think I've even heard of Austria. Are you EDEN?
Alfred is, yes. Austria, not so much.
Thanks for the picture of American coins by the way
No this is Patrick.
np Josh. COnsidering the times, I wouldn't want any of you to have forgotten what they look like.
Dish I think you are actually just getting used to the sight of them when they come in and give you a nice big ol' bear hug.
See you soon!
We'll see you when your brought down to 1 region again.
We'll burn all the McDonalds to the ground
Well, it is better than the peso :3
Aww is Devioux using RL jokes, that's pretty cute. Let's go ahead and talk about how your obesity rate is climbing faster then ours then 😃
I love it how Poles are subbed to your paper Dish 😛
Well considering all the RL jokes that America always brings up I though I'd return the favour 🙂
Well I guess it's hard for the obesity rate to grow when 99% of your population is obese.
Fear the mighty Austrian, Dishmcds, coz he is coming for you! Alfred Ball's got some more deadly comments and articles in store.
I actually sort of expected something mildly intelligent Devioux, son I am disappoint.
655321 you know it bro!
Well lucky for you I didn't expect anything intelligent from you and I wasn't the least bit surprised
Whoa man your jokes are seriously just getting to offensive brah calm down! You are crossing the yellow gum drop line!
Oh no not the yellow gum drop line.
I iz soz
Apology accepted.
alfred ball's trolling is as mediocre as his nation
GLaDOS <3
you must be hovering over the comments in this article, since my comment was like, 30 min after your last one. pretty pathetic~
Yeah man you know how I roll, I caught you 3 minutes in this one 🙂
But in all seriousness you need to calm down I think you are taking my comments srsly, I am just having fun. And if they do ever attack good luck, I mean it to.
Guys, seriously i know American media is bad in RL, but is it seriously that bad in erepublik that you have to troll are's morning, noon and night
Devioux, your president is RL american 😛
dish, its not fair on german citizens to be conquered twice
MarkSmith 11 minutes ago
Guys, seriously i know American media is bad in RL, but is it seriously that bad in erepublik that you have to troll are's morning, noon and night
Yeah man cause BBC is where it's at!
/end sarcasm
This is a good article. Citizens want these kind of articles so they can see what is going on, rather than just having to guess.
All the negative comments here are people who are here to troll, guess it comes with the terrority of being Dishmcds.
Good article Dish, keep them coming, the citizens of the eUK want these.
weak stuff dishy
FRANCE, WITH 10 MPP against Spain, Will HELP GERMANY.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/review-of-the-war-brussels-1135462/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/revi[..]1/20
Vote that article and subscribe the newspaper to get continuous reviews of each battle as soon as they get over.
Nice article Dish. Usual news but nice. And yeah, change the way you say the same thing next time.
Welcome Germany!
Wilkommen Deutschland! (Hope I got that right)
Complain all you want, EDEN peeps, you still need to attack. After all, if you want to attack, but aren't doing so, you're either not able or not intelligent enough to push the button. Which is it?
Pay no attention to that Polish Armored Division behind the curtain....the von Clausewitz interview in the Policy Reform Journal says it all...exactly how are 5000 Brits going to stand up against 20,000 eAmericans and 50,000 ePolish (less refugees) ?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/interview-with-general-karl-von-clausewitz-on-war-in-the-new-world-1132087/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/inte[..]1/20
Remember the new color of the Bundeswehr Kriegsfahne (war flag) - Weisse Kreuz auf Weisse Hintergrund (White Cross on a White Background)
You guys really need to calm down. Why are you so anxious to throw down with the US? If we attack you the same will happen to you as Germany. Phoenix will watch as EDEN slowly devours you and all they'll do is send in a tank or two to make it look like they're doing something. Let's face it, you guys, like Germany, Slovenia and UNL, aren't worth much.
And I'd recommend the German refugees go elsewhere. Cuz we'll be takin' London soon. XD
HAIL EDEN!
I feel the pain of Dish having many emericantrollfails subscribed to his paper, I managed to avoid many trolls until I shouted articles >.>