[PM] An update from the Prime Minister
John Bartlett
The Active citizens among you would have probably noticed Canada has decided to start a little invasion of the eUK. My advice to you all is don’t worry, they won’t be here for very long. The reason Canada has been able to carve the path of destruction they have so far is because they struck at the worst time possible for our alliance, Phoenix. Due to the hacks on the CPs of Phoenix, myself included, we lost our MPPs with Hungary and Russia. They won the battle for Scotland, but a short time later Russia attacked Scotland at Russias prime time. So once our Russian friends are done helping us out the Canadians will be driven from eUK. v2 is ‘time zone’ wars so I expect a lot of back and forth that wouldn’t have happened in v1.
We have attacked both the South East of Ireland and Dublin. If we take them, I doubt we’ll keep them for ever, but with Russias help, invading us becomes harder. Russia will likely be keeping Scotland and Northern Ireland for a while as it gives us a little more security.
As for other world events, Hungary has got its MPPs back as well as regions lost due to the hack. Probably the same hacker has also created around 40,000 multi accounts in only a few days in Argentina, the UK, Serbia and Poland. These accounts have been banned and we’re trying to get the money back that gets taken out of our accounts when a new citizen joins the country.
On the Domestic front its been both hectic and at the same time slow. My first few hours in office saw Phoenix CPs hacked, myself included. My account was banned for 3 days to prevent the hacker from abusing all the CP buttons I have. Bugs are popping up every where so if you even managed to figure out how to log in and see this you’re lucky. The Admins are working to fix it, we thank them for it, I just wish they’d move faster.
If you read the eRep insider you will know about the food changes. I’m working with members of my cabinet to see how it will affect our markets as things are going to change massively. Houses are going to be more valuable so I advise you to buy a cheap Q5 one now!
Our Ministries are having huge staffing issues right now, with what seems to be half as many people signing up to be an apprentice as usual which is causing us to do a few adjustments to the way we do things which puts more pressure on the Ministers because they need to do things they’d usually assign to someone else. Holiday season and activity down since the version change over has hit us but its not anything we cannot soldier through.
Keep Calm and Carry on people!
JB
eUK Prime Minister
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Comments
first and inb4s...
blame canada
Our home and native land..
Indeed.
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
cool eurovision bro: http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6921145/
Votadoo
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
Then the russians attack you, by surprise.
derp.
CANADAMAXXX!!!
TCOMAXXX!!!!
The Russians won't know what happened when we hold Scotland.
I think they will, PHX understands V2 a lot better than Edenfags.
Go John Bartlett \o/
We're doing it, and we'll keep doing it too!
Be all you can be eU.K!
(p.s. Dublin is fun this time of year!)
Silly English want another weekend break in Dublin.
whey
I would love to stay and chat with you Mogwai you cute little devil you-about how we may all be silly but not in fact all English, but you see, I'm kinda tied up at the moment spanking your nations rump, so please excuse my rudeness but we'll have to take this up another time x
dont english me ! im welsh
Vote!
Now that Russia's been smacked down at a time of THEIR choice, whatcha gonna do?
Told you so.
HAIL UK..
HAUL RUSSIA..
HAIL PHOENIX..
o/
Canawhonow?
ummm Russia failed...lolz
We attacked Scotland at our prime time, enjoy your rape.
Not really going to matter...
Canadians molest sheep. I have photographic proof.
You spy on sheep and take pictures of them while they have sex? I guess that was you I saw wanking it in the bushes with a camera in his hand. It's a good thing you have small hands. Wow, Brit faildom to a whole new level.
Oh Dear...Epic fail from the United Faildom...Russia was going to do what? Russia had WHAT happen to them? LOL trolololol
Vote Sir Scott Williamson!
Great article.
But - cheap Q5 houses?
I am a career soldier with no money - how am I supposed to get a Q5 house?
Russia will backstabb you at first sight of a more important/bigger battle for them
Well done JB
What if the russians turn their backs on us?
Whats in it for russia to come all the way here? scotland and northern island?
o7
Blame Canada!
It was an honour fighting by your side and killing Astra Kat G several times.
Land of Hope and Glory, Mother of the Free,
How shall we extol thee, who are born of thee?
Wider still, and wider, shall thy bounds be set;
God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet!
' Houses are going to be more valuable ' - duh..can you explain this as the other half of the world is bemoaning that houses are now going to be worthless.. interested in your logic here..
and also while you are at it, given the state of UK employment (still unable to get a job in my 'chosen' (migrated professions) and the low earnings how anyone who doesn't invest first life money into ERep is ever gonna buy a house? I earn something like 0.35GBP an hour as a Harvester, the only job I could get and one I didn't migrate for.. so how long do you think it will take to even buy a Q1 house let alone a 'cheap' ( you are joking ) Q5 from earnings and level up gold alone?
What planet do you politicians live on?
I'm back Home.
So what's happening with our MPP with Russia?
we have no wars with Russia, so haveing them in NI, would be a waste of time, and why would we attack ecomanic usless regions
"THE UK" = Failing since last summer when you stabbed your allies in the back.
"So once our Russian friends are done helping us out the Canadians will be driven from eUK"
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USA attacked Far Eastern Russia, Russia. Fight for your ally (USA)!
Looks like Russia will be to busy to help ya'll out.