[PCP] Pirate Cat Party Congress list
Pannonian Nomad
Greetings fellow eUK citizens o7
The measurements in the PCP office have finished and we are happy to present you our list for the forthcoming election...
PCP Vice President and former Country President with a 9 inch penis
Harambe has been given top spot in hope of securing the votes from Madelina and her TUP friends o7
2. Roachford
PCP Secretary General and former Country President with a 13 inch penis
3. WookieO
Former Country President with a 31 inch hairy penis
4. WayneKerr
PCP Spokesman and former Country President with a 20 inch penis
5. Leo Balzac
Former PCP president with a 10 inch penis
6. Invalidation
The Unity Party representative on our list with a 14 inch penis
7. Rob the Bruce
Former Congress Speaker with a 28 inch penis
8. Zaphod the Kinky Psychopath
Communist representative on our list with an 11 inch penis
9. mittekemuis
Minister of Foreign Affairs, secretly a shemale with a 9 inch penis
10. CptChazbeard.
Minister of Defense with a 13 inch penis
11. KearoB
Another Communist representative on our list with an 11 inch penis
12. MadAsToast
Longtime PCP member with a 4 inch penis
13. Pannonian Nomad
Prime minister and PCP President with a 22 inch penis
14. Malaclypse the Younger
Longtime PCP member with a 9 inch penis
15. Tinman.
PCP member with a 1 inch penis
16. Bad Carrot
PCP member with a 1 inch penis
17. The Baron Samedi
PCP Councillor with a 6 inch penis
18. UROSZero
PCP member with a 6 inch penis
19. ReaverPT
PCP member and former president of ePortugal with a 5 inch penis
So please don't waste your vote tomorrow by voting for some of the other parties, just vote Pirate Cat Party o7
Have a nice day and a nice weekend,
The PCP Admin Team
Comments
I don't think I've seen the word 'Penis' more in one document in my life.
What a bunch of dicks.
This is unfair, I'm clearly a bigger dick then Wook...
I'm as surprised as you!
It was cold morning...
Can I just say that Pinochet was by far the best dressed Dictator...
I think I need to wave my wanger more if it's that big. I did wonder what was taking up all the room down there....I thought it was my planet sized furry man marbles 😉
1 inch 1 inch how dare you sir never forget the .25 extra i got after the operation best 3 grand i ever spent 🤣🤣🤣
Outrageous amount of talent.
Christ I've got length
I wish this was real life 🙁
Well, there's many more bigger pricks than me!!
There are days I ask myself what the hell am I doing here 😛
I'm glad that size doesn't matter!
Impressive Congress list, hope for the best 🙂
*gasp*
My secret revealed!
I feel like I really was able to get to know my candidate in this article.
BIG props! Best of luck o7
Well at least i am within the average range... 😛
Happy to be on your side! o7
Hate to break it to you, PN, but those shiny penis-shaped medals aren't a representation of penis size. Otherwise I'd need bigger underwear... 😉
Similarly, the fist-shaped shiny medal isn't how far you can fit your arm up your anus... 😛
Maybe someone should tell Chaz...
I didn't even notice it was based off the medals, im dumb