[ PCP ] ACroc's Pub Quiz 9-3-14

Day 2,303, 07:00 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Ayame Crocodile

Apologies for this article being a little bit late

This weeks quiz was kindly written by the ever marvellous Sir Rex. (Also blame him for the silly questions please :3)

Anyone who missed it and wants to get in on the action come along on Sunday to #PCP at 11.00 eRep time (8pm GMT).

Prizes are 5 Q7s for each winning answer and 2 Q7s for Bonus answers and answers that Amuse me 🙂



Well here are the Questions & Answers from last night along with some of the more amusing (In my opinion at least) answers given to each.

~The History of Christian events~

Everyone was enthralled and delighted at the choice of subject...

<+MarioRIOSmerc> OMGG
<+Gullberg> oh god
<+Lolfaced> the f*ck

1,
Q Which angel told Mary that she was going to give birth to the son of God?
A Gabriel - Gullberg

2.
Q What was the decoration that was placed on Jesus’s during his persecution at the court case?
A Crown of Thorns - Dr Kawishiwi

eh?
<+Gullberg> dron crwon

3,
Q Why are bunny rabbits used in the celebration of easter?
A A symbol of new life - Absolutely bloody no one apparently

<+Lolfaced> because they're cute

D'awww

<+Surferdude> because they didn't want baby Jesus
Pretty sure if he was resurrected it wasn't as a baby...

Factual... but not quite what we were looking for
<%Comrade_Vladimir_Ulyanow_Lenin> rabbits love to f*ck

No one around seems to know... But we know someone who might 😛
<&Dr_Kawishiwi> Zapho😛 where is F13, he is "educated"

4.
Q Lent is where christians have to give something up for how many days?
A 40 - Dr Kawishiwi

ClairVoyance gets bonuses for determination... even after the winner being announced.
<+ClairVoyance> 30
<+ClairVoyance> 10
<+ClairVoyance> 10302
<+ClairVoyance> 30
<+ClairVoyance> 103
<+ClairVoyance> 01
... Ad infinitum

5.
Q Which holiday acknowledges the death of Jesus?
A Good Friday - Dr Kawishiwi

<+Lolfaced> christmas
Well... that's a darker holiday than I was taught

6.
Q What is the purpose of Christmas? (extra points for first person to say PRESENTS 😛)
A Jesus' Birth - Surferdude

<+Lolfaced> PRESENTS

Christmas won't be coming for United this year then... (although I think we already knew that)
<+ClairVoyance> Nemanja Vidic

~WonderKids of Football manager 2010 (blaaaammeee reexxx)~

1.
Q Micah Richards is a wonderkid for which premier league football team?
A Manchester City - Lolfaced

This round was threatened by Rex and Zaph last week
<~Zaphod> oh no he didnt

Someones please at least.

2.
Q Ryan Shawcross plays which position for Stoke City?
A Center Back - Lolfaced

<+MarioRIOSmerc> Rudar

3.
Q Neymar was born in which major footballing nation?
A Brazil - Lolfaced

4.
Q How old is Richard Stearman?
A 21 - Gullberg

<+Alphabethis> 42
Brad Friedel he is not.

And they start 'em young in Serbia
<+ClairVoyance> 5

5.
Q Moussa Sissoko was born in which major footballing nation?
A France - MarioRIOSmerc

Figures Mario would get it 😛
<+Lolfaced> he plays for newcastle must be france

6.
Q Theo Walcott plays for which sh*te piece of scum Premier League football team?(Sir Botham feel free to send me some hate mail for the additions to this question xD )
A Arsenal - Lolfaced

Lolfaced also gets extra points for how he answered
<+Lolfaced> ARSE-nal

7.(Bonus point)
Q What is Cattermoles’ first name?
A Lee - Lolfaced

And once more Lolfaced gets an extra one
<+Lolfaced> *clattermole

And Alpha for amusing me
<+Alphabethis> clarise

~Finish the sentence~

Comedians please enter stage right (best answer wins)

1.
Q Acroc just openly wept in front of me with a constant flood of gratitude as I told him I would think up the questions. Maybe I should..
Winner "<+ClairVoyance> go f*ck myself"

<+Alphabethis> should shut up
<+Lolfaced> tickle his pickle

<+Gullberg> kiss him
No, Just no. I do have a modicum of standards :3

2.
Q God is real because…
Winner "<%Comrade_Vladimir_Ulyanow_Lenin> fuck you"

What can I say... I like punchy swearing.

<+Alphabethis> whatever needs money is real

<+Lolfaced> god is real because how else would adebayor be that good
I think he's discovered my weakenss 😨

<&Dr_Kawishiwi> acroc is here
Awww :')

Rex also gets bonuses for sending people full on cray.

3.
Q Everytime I look at your mum she reminds me of...
Winner "<+Alphabethis> that night
<+Alphabethis> that wild summer night
<+Alphabethis> that wild summer night with sheep and those hens "


Your mum is apparently Meghan
<+Gullberg> a whale

<%Comrade_Vladimir_Ulyanow_Lenin> the whole united states of america in a nutshell.
Gonna go out on a limb and say that's probably an insult

4.
Q When I was your age, I…
Winner "<+ClairVoyance> I MADE YOU"


<&Dr_Kawishiwi> did acroc
I swear this never happened, Honest.

While some made us giggle, Mario was unleashing a tale of woe
<+MarioRIOSmerc> set down with the imigration office and beged to let me in the country


5.
Q When has a melt-down over quizzes, I… (wtf kinda sentence is that?!)
Winner "<%Comrade_Vladimir_Ulyanow_Lenin> kill QuizCroc for not doing quiz
<+ClairVoyance> I started kicking SirRex in ass, cus he wrote fucking stupid question :3
<%Comrade_Vladimir_Ulyanow_Lenin> f*ck SirRex until he makes some good questins"


<+ClairVoyance> SirRex: you were drunk? 😃
No kidding, That or Rex banged his head pretty hard...

<+Gullberg> i go disco party hard?
Night out with Gullberg yall! 😃
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwpLu6QA2eU

And then things got heated...
<@SirRex> Im gonna hurt your mum now ClairVoyance
<@SirRex> because you said that

And then sad...
<+ClairVoyance> she is dead :/
<@SirRex> oh

And then the obvious and happiness returned and there was much rejoicing
<+ClairVoyance> JOKE 😃 F*CK YOU 😃

6.
Q The best pick-up line ever is…
Winner "<~Zafkod> i have buckfast, a gram of coke and a permanent hardon, wanna complete the set?"


<&Dr_Kawishiwi> Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.

<+Gullberg> I am single, you are single... can we make an EP?

Also Madkytle said some stuff, Stuff that must never be repeated 😐

~Useless facts that Rex knows~

I wouldn't trust that these are actually facts more things Rex has imagined and believes... Just a warning

1.
Q Which Russian leader once wiped out a portion of his home countries population to prove his point in a petty argument?
A Stalin - Alphabethis

<%Comrade_Vladimir_Ulyanow_Lenin> putin
Someone had to

2.
Q DGC looks like what symbol if you turn it sideways?
A a guy wanking - Zaphod

Anyone ever eaten in spain?
<+Alphabethis> fork
I mean... Really?

3.
Q Which economist first advised the British government to spend money on public infrastructure to reduce the economic depression in 1931?
A Keynes - Alphabethis

And Rex was upset I correct his spelling...
<@SirRex> I spelt it wrong
Just don't think anyone would've got Cainse

4.
Q Which German Chancellor successfully annexed and integrated the Danish Holstein during the 19th century?
A Bismarck - Madkytle

<+Lolfaced> merkel

5.
Q Trotsky was murdered in which country?
A Mexico - Alphabethis

<+Alphabethis> by spanish agent
Perhaps we've found the culprit? 😛

<+Lolfaced> as if rex actually knows all these facts
<+Lolfaced> i call BS
If they actually all were facts I'd agree xD

6.
Q Which country best represents a true communist state? (oh rex you funneh)
A Cuba - SurferDude

<+Lolfaced> north korea is best korea!
<+Alphabethis> USA
<+Alphabethis> SOMALIA

<&QuizCroc> rex likes old caribbean dictators *shrugs* 😛

7.
Q What is Rexs’ second name?
A Fleddington - Zaphod

<+Alphabethis> Annabel

<+Lolfaced> ive seen him hes yellow
<@SirRex> xD
<+Lolfaced> must be rex banner
<+Lolfaced> or jaundice...

~Name that Artist~

1.
Q I think I better leave right now...?
A Will Young - Madkytle

<+Lolfaced> gareth gates?
<+Lolfaced> im gonna leave if thats right
Probably best

2.
Q Never gonna give you up…?
A Rick Astley - Lolfaced

<+Surferdude> never gonna shut you down

3.
Q Am I sexual…YEAH?
A Backstreet Boys - Madkytle

4.
Q Seven nation army couldnt hold me back?
A The White Stripes - Madkytle

<+Gullberg> wtf is this?

5.
Q Hey now, you're an allstar?
A Smash Mouth - Madkytle

<+Surferdude> get ya game on
<+Lolfaced> get your game on go play
Almost in unison

6.
Q Do you believe in life after love?
A Cher (aka. 'Chair') - Madkytle (yes again ~_~)

<&QuizCroc> And Rex spelt it "Chair" for real

7.
Q All the small things?
A Blink182 - Zaphod

<+Surferdude> are small
<+Gullberg> nirvana



~Correct Answers

Two Gay Comrades (Madkylte & Gullberg): 10
Lolfaced: 5
Zaphod: 4
Alphabethis: 4
Dr Kawishiwi: 3
ClairVoyance: 3
SurferDude: 2
Mario: 1

~Amusing Answers~

Lolfaced: 13
Alphabethis: 7
Two Gay Comrades (Madkylte & Gullberg): 6
Dr Kawishiwi: 4
ClairVoyance: 3
SurferDude: 3
Mario: 2
Rex: 2


ps. Apologies for still having no pretty table graphics



And so the total prizes are as follows:

Two Gay Comrades: 62 xQ7 & 800cc
Lolface😛 51 xQ7
Alphabethis: 34 xQ7
Dr Kawishiwi: 23 xQ7
ClairVoyance:21 xQ7
Zapho😛 20 xQ7
Surferdude: 16 xQ7
Mario: 9 xQ7
Rex: 4 xQ7

Thank you again for everyone who came and I hope you will come play again next week 😃