[Pat4Prez] Your options

Day 2,047, 01:16 • Published in Australia Argentina • by Pat McCrutch


Now usually I don't feel the need to speak about my opposition, but the candidates that I am up against this election cannot be trusted.

For example we all know that three of my opponents have admitted to acts of communism in the past. And you know what communism does? Kills people. Or at least, that's what my source "The Federal Conservative Way" said.


Let's look at the Facts.

Arthur the Elitist Cole

e·lit·ist
Noun:A person who believes that a system or society should be ruled or dominated by an elite.

Looks like he's been lying to Australia this whole time, either about his love of communism or his love of elitism, can you really trust a man who's already lied to you? Also, I'm not willing to trust anyone whose name is an anagra, for "care to hurl".

Callumh123

Has now attempted to hide all traces of his communism of late. We all know you've been a dirty communist, don't try to hide it now callumh, or should I say "cum hall" if that's the real arrangement of your name.

Flatty

Frankly, no one should trust someone whose eHoroscope is a Libra, ever.

Binda33

Apart from her unhealthy obsession with cats, Larni told me she is bad. Therefore do not vote for Binda33.

Pat McCrutch

Synonym: A brave defender of Australia who puts it all on the line for his beloved country. See Also: Victorious.

I ask you to just look at the facts, and vote for Pat McCrutch whenever I tell you to. I am your only choice now.

Pat McCrutch, Protecting eAustralia from communists and cats since 2013.