[Pat4Prez] I Felt Left Out

Day 2,046, 04:52 • Published in Australia Argentina • by Pat McCrutch


Ladies and Gentleman,
You may have noticed that there are currently four candidates in the CP race. Three of which have heavy influences of Communism in their ehistory (not to be confused with internet history), the other loves cats.


I have decided to join this CP race due to my hatred of Communists and Cats. I feel the Australian people deserve another choice other than ugly hairy animals, and cats.

I believe I bring the correct mix of experience and immaturity youth to the job. Just a few of my recent achievements include;
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(I will fill this in when I do something)

Policies:
- Anyone who pays homage to me will get a cabinet position.
- Communism will be expressly banned from existing in eAustralia. This also applies to communists posing as a more moderate balance (see Socialist Revolution for more).
- My Department of Media will be given the sole aim of making sure that the news is not empty enough for Binda to take the opportunity to post cat pictures and/or gifs.

Cabinet (Please note, none of these people know they have been chosen yet.)

Deputy PM: Pat McCrutch - I don't intend on giving such an important position of power to someone that I don't trust.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs - I couldn't choose just one minister in this department, so instead I have chosen the duo of Larni and Binda33, I expect Foreign Affairs to go well this term.

Ministry of Defence - No one chosen yet, this term's MoD did such an amazing job we probably don't need one. But I will need one anyway, apply within if you'd like it. Requirements: Must own computer, N.A Macs are not accepted.

KamikazeKelvin has been randomly selected for this position after being the 999,999th visitor to my Campaign HQ site.

Ministry of Media - My team of monkey butlers will be running this department. Leaving me to worry about less important things.



As you can see, my policies are rushed and ill-thought out, and that is exactly what this nation needs. People that think too much, get too much done, and we all know what happens then, progress.(ewwwwww)

At the moment I don't have the backing of any parties, but I believe that now that they've seen my plan for the future, I'll probably get quite a few offerings.

So, when it comes to election day, there are only two choices. Progress or Pat, I know which one I'm voting for. If you have any questions, PM me so that people don't notice when I completely ignore your question. 🙂

Thank you eAustralia,

Pat McCrutch