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This election marks a turning point for eCanadian politics. In this dark hour, historical enemies and friends alike are working together to rebuild the nation. Like a tank, the juggernaut of the Canadian body politic will restore the fallen community. A phoenix shall emerge from the ashes of this great nation, and it shall be under its finest party! Who else but the Imperial Party, the better half - the true half - of the Imperial Wolves, could lead eCanada out of oblivion? Who else but its traditional leader, Punisher 1389, the "third man" of eCanada, neither Ryldean or CPF in his approach, the great third path of this land? Our unifier, loyal to Canada above all else.

He doesn't restore alone. I pledge myself as his Minister of Propaganda, my rightful title, Lord of Media. At my side, my squires in this great undertaking: Aries Prime and CannaGuy. Aries shall be my Pompey, and Canna the other guy. A great triumvirate of news, and I claim Caesar. My speciality shall be my sword to carry at Punisher's side. With us, stands Rylde: eCanada's hero, its military genius, who has saved us long ago, short ago, and even to this very day. Like Leopold at the gates of Vienna, he has held off Canada's Ottoman enemies time and time again. New Faustian Man, the secret weapon of diplomacy, waiting to be unleashed to great effect, readies his ambassadorial talents to serve this nation. Holding the gun is Exalted Druid, the liberator of Canada and its greatest Field Marshal - who led the resistance to save eCanada a year ago, and won. It is because of him that we hold elections tomorrow.

So vote, vote, vote! Your activity is the fuel, the raw nitrous that will blast this country into the future! For the Empire, we unite! For the Empire, we stand! With your help, tomorrow will be a SLAM DUNK.



- B.L.