[ONE] A short note about the termination of a misguided apprentice
ONE HQ
Dear friends,
Here at ONE HQ we are a caring considerate bunch. When ONE was founded we were contacted by the Mother Theresa Charity for Disadvantaged Children and they asked us if we could possibly take on one of their needier children as an apprentice in our organisation.
Being warm hearted and generous, we adopted a young lad called Smee Again. He seemed to be eager and had a desire to learn. He worked hard to emulate his betters, and worked hard making the coffee and sweeping the floors.
Unfortunately, we are writing today to announce that we are terminating his position with our organisation. The last three articles he has written have been carefully marked by our highly trained staff, and have been found wanting. They show:
1. Poor language skills
2. A lack of wit and an infantile sense of humour
3. Childish obsession with “funny” images edited on mspaint
4. Poor understanding of game mechanics and strategy.
Being a responsible organisation, we have referred him to our industry competitors Terra and EDEN, who have lower standards when it comes to their public image. Poorly formed sentences, misuse of bold and a lack of geographic knowledge are all hallmarks of their HQ spokesmen. We are confident he will fit in well there.
Finally, I would like to offer my personal thanks to Smee for the complement he paid me by trying (badly, but the effort counts) to emulate my writing style. They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, and I tried to bear that in mind as I read his sub-standard prose. In return, I’d like to offer a piece of heartfelt advice. Though his newspaper avatar might seem fitting, being of the eponymous Anchorman, I feel that his good friend Brick Tamland would better reflect Smee’s character.
Thanks again Smee
🙂
Iain Keers
ONE SG
Comments
I hate you Iain.
POW : *
jajaja
I'll take the jerb
Many thanks
what?
Zoli 4 Potus!
luvz for iain
Cry me a VARDAR
poor language skills as well :/
trolololo
Polish congress members don't rly do their work...half of greece has a Polish CZ
So the official ONE newspaper is used by the ONE SG to answer to trolling material.
Whatever credibility this newspaper had just vanished.
Good job.
@Wallachian: tommorow they will announce the org has been hacked.
p.s. I as official SG of ONE approve of this message.
FAIL
Give us the true SC
Give us SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cry me a VARDAR
Most trolling article ever.
ONE>>>Smee
P.S Trolling Smee from ONE's newspaper. JUST EPIC !!!
SMEE RULES!
u fail... lol
ONE answers to Smee? looooolol?
not voted & unsub
u r the fake SG of ONE
Smee is EPIC
SMEE RULES!
u fail... lol
ONE answers to Smee? looooolol? X2
f-a-i-l
Cry me a VARDAR
Fail
You ve been trolled big time, and the trolling was 100% successful.
and u used the official ONE HQ newspaper to troll back an individual.
This shows how effective smee's Trolling is/was
Great job Smee once again!!!!
Fail job One HQ once again!
butthurt.png
another hack to SG newspaper ?
try to make it funnier its simply pathetic , smee pawned you every time so accept it like a big boy
This will be the first(and probably last) time I vote an article from this newspaper : )
SMEE RULES!
Cry me a VARDAR
in smee we trust
mspaint wins xD
Smee wins, you fail.
Simple as that.
Poor Smee 🙁
One for all, all for One 🙂
LOLLL
SMEE AGAIN: the man taking on the entire ONE hq and gets out undefeated, while humiliating ONE!
Good Job Smee!
WOW A new record in failing : ))))
Using the highest ranked official newspaper of ONE alliance to reply to a troll. This is just priceless
smee is effective.... let smee do the job
Iain Keers quit.... you DO NOT MEET THE STANDARDS
In Smee we Trust
ONE ATE THE BANANA
SMEE PWNED YOU ALL AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAA
p.s. I as official SG of ONE approve of this message. <-- LOL 😃
Are there any Smee Again shirts? I wanna wear his name *gg*
Cry me a VARDAR
Trolling individuals became an official art of officials performed in an official newspaper.
Thank you Iain! Thank you ONE! You've done a great job!
Welcome To The Weekly Magazine Of Neverland
cCc IN SMEE WE TRUST cCc
An alliance answering a player...? Looks like you been pwned dude.
"@Wallachian: tommorow they will announce the org has been hacked."
: D
In Smee we trust.
Cry me a VARDAR
You stepped in what?
Embarrassing . This things are not for newspapers!
HAHA, no
poorly trying to reach Smee's standards but you fail ... completely !!!
smee is No.1
SMEE is the ONE
An official article to answer a troll article!??!?!?!?
My gosh!!! This is sooooooooooo patethic!!!!
ahahahahah whats this official one reply to smees troling?