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[oh noes] Signs of the End Times...

Day 1,834, 12:15 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by WayneKerr

So December's presidency could be the last one ever if the Mayans are to be believed. Personally, i'm chancing it and not buying any Christmas presents this year \o/. It also means that I can't do any lasting damage as the eUK's CP,so why not throw my hat into the ring. That's right, you read correct. Wayne for CP... If UKPP back me that is!

Or so say some...

Now I believe the correct protocol at this point is to let my ego take over and tell you all how great I am and why you should vote for me, maybe list my in game achievements and the various titles I have bestowed upon myself.

The truth of the matter is, I've never worked in a Ministry (AHHHMIGAWDNOEXPERIENCE), I've never been a Party President, nor have I been a Military Unit Commander. So what have I done? Compared to others very little. I've been a humble congressman only 4 times. But I would not be alone in thinking I've done not only myself and my party a great service but also been an asset to the eUK. I've helped out my party, I've helped out my MU's. I've been relentlessly active and always been willing to share my (often correct) opinion (gotta get a little ego in there) and advice with anyone willing to listen. An accusation that can never be thrown my way, is one of overt partisan behaviour.

Gotta fund that campaign some how...

I can't and won't promise changes. But I can and will try to address some of the issues blighting us. From my time playing the biggest issues for our country have been, party politics, the economy, citizenship and wars.

First and foremost, I'd like to invite any interested citizens, regardless of their party to get in touch if they want to volunteer to help me, should I win. I will outline the reasons why in due course, for now, I will simply state the following ministries and structure are my preferred setup:

Ministry of Defence: Will be tasked in finding fun wars for us to participate in along side the MoFA, both for True Patriot Medals and for our allies. CtA and Strikes will be continued, provided the funds are in place to continue them. Game Mechanic guides to warfare will also be published, along with daily detailed MoD orders, much in the same vein as now. In game messages will also be sent out to all MU Commanders and Captains in order to effectively direct our damage when and where it is needed. This requires participation from all MU's to be a success. So please help where you can.

Ministry of Forgein Affairs: The eyes, ears and mouth piece of the eUK on the national stage. Tasked with keeping eUK up to date on current world affairs via articles, as well as pushing our interests and those of our allies. Working with the MoD, they will be responsible for putting our damage where it is needed, with regards to any alliance shift that may pop up on the horizon. I thoroughly enjoyed the amount of MoFA articles last month and will be asking the successful MoFA applicants to continue working on the improvements made last month in this ministry.

Ministry of Home Affairs: I'll be looking to continue the good work done by Beta, so expect more guides, information, entertainment and a continuation of the mentor program. I also understand that Mr Woldy is bringing back his quizzes for Christmas, so I would expect the MoHA to work with Mr Woldy in promoting not only this, but encouraging others to come up with other such initiatives.

Ministry of Finance: Carlini has this under control, all I ask from this ministry is to continue using the monetary market to supplement income when we can, and guides and investment articles, to inform and educate our citizens of the most cost effective way of upgrading there accounts.

I'm also delighted to say that InsertNameHere has agreed to be my Vice President this month, and I'm sure you'll agree his/her
activity/rack/experience/knowledge (delete as appropriate) will further enhance my government.

Now I've talked about the structure, myself, and my deputy. All that is left to do is publish the two further articles I will be writing to outline my approach, my plans and my hopes for this month. Thank you already to everyone who has shown an interest in helping, and most of all, thank you in advance to everyone for what should be a fun few days on the campaign trail.

Presidential Candidate Extraordinaire

so get in touch, give government a go


Blue And Evil
Blue And Evil Day 1,834, 12:31

President Wayne?


Love it. Love everything about it.

Sir Humphrey Appleby
Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 1,834, 12:37

Wayne for CP : 3

Kamoris KSC
Kamoris KSC Day 1,834, 12:40

Good Luck Wayne !

Ironfists Day 1,834, 12:43

\o/ Best Idea Ever!
Voted and Supported if you run

Frerk Day 1,834, 12:48

Cool vCP. Good luck

Invalidation Day 1,834, 12:48

Looks good, though it is alarming that you are now going to actually do something!! :p

Nebojsa M. Petrovic
Nebojsa M. Petrovic Day 1,834, 12:58

Good luck!

Talon Karrde
Talon Karrde Day 1,834, 13:08

Excellent all round.

Carlini8 Day 1,834, 13:08

[21:06:13] <Carlini> WOW MASSIVE DERP
[21:06:22] <Carlini> I thought INSERTNAMEHERE was a player lol

Emergy Maxfell
Emergy Maxfell Day 1,834, 13:15

Exciting! (=

Voted and good luck!

Master Hofkens
Master Hofkens Day 1,834, 13:16

Good luck!

Zaphod Beeblebrox IV
Zaphod Beeblebrox IV Day 1,834, 13:17

GL mate <.3

Alphabethis Day 1,834, 13:19

persons are important, policies are the important thing. I hope you choose the right people for doing the right thing. ( a small clue, till now, some people haven't been the right people for the job. Don't fall in the same mistakes that BigAnt did. People will vote you for a change, if not let's stick with the same Avatars).

WayneKerr Day 1,834, 13:31

I can only work with those willing to work with me Alphabethis...

Spite313 Day 1,834, 13:58

One of the most sensible new players I've met. Might not be from my camp but someone I can respect and work with (:

Dr Hugh Jardon
Dr Hugh Jardon Day 1,834, 14:08

Well it is about time, I have been saying you should run for months now. You have my vote and the eUK will be guaranteed a great and honest CP.

I cant speak on behalf of New Era on this issue obviously but i hope we get fully behind you in a positive campaign.

klop123 Day 1,834, 14:10


FragUK Day 1,834, 14:13

good luck mate o7

Una Nancy Owen
Una Nancy Owen Day 1,834, 14:15

You need to up the inspiration a bit!

Joku Gones
Joku Gones Day 1,834, 14:28

Good news all round

mick cain
mick cain Day 1,834, 14:41

you had my vote even before you decided to run wayne......o7 mate

Jamie2721 Day 1,834, 14:42

UKPP can do it themselves, they don't need to do it jointly because lets face it, who else are NE going to support? TUP?

Anyhow, good luck Wayne

WayneKerr Day 1,834, 14:53

I'm not touting for support, others will support me if they want to. The only party I require backing from is the UKPP.

I'm running for the eUK, not for any 'opposition', my Government and cabinet will be open to all those that show willing. So far the only guys that have been in contact are from UKPP, UKRP and ESO, so get in touch and tell me what you enjoy and what you think you can bring to the table. I'm gonna require plenty of help...

So get in touch, give government a go!

Alphabethis Day 1,834, 15:01

I think Goku should propose himself for a post, Minister of Defense or Foreign Affairs, to test how good is he. I don't have the time. Anyway, I'd love to see a change and an improvement, otherwise, it will have been a pointless effort.

Thomas765 Day 1,834, 15:04

Best of luck. You so far have my vote. Just waiting on the other parties.

Dr Hugh Jardon
Dr Hugh Jardon Day 1,834, 15:23

Jamie - Of course he doesnt need our help, as youve seen above he is a well respected guy. But i thought TUP were running CD which is why I said why I said : )

Hmmm...Government positions eh?

Tiger Style
Tiger Style Day 1,834, 15:41

Very good news. I'm sure you'll make a fantastic CP if you win the election.

Sweet Cersei
Sweet Cersei Day 1,834, 15:46

Go, Wayne, go!
Best of luck!!!

Mr Knee
Mr Knee Day 1,834, 15:48

Giving Goku a role in cabinet would just undermine Wayne...

helpmeslack Day 1,834, 15:57

glad im in poland : 3

Danie Fox
Danie Fox Day 1,834, 16:09

I'd not be worried for the UK if you won : )

Meklon Dramicus
Meklon Dramicus Day 1,834, 16:15

What is this.... I don't even..... MadnAwesome!!

Ayame Crocodile
Ayame Crocodile Day 1,834, 16:51

Good Luck Wayne o7

Cindy021 Day 1,834, 17:33

v56 s94

Bohemond4 Day 1,834, 17:39

looks interesting. Best of luck...but not too much luck, obviously!

2 quick questions: have you already settled on your MoLA and MoH? Or just forgot to put out applications for them?

lancer450 Day 1,834, 19:19

Good luck, Wayne! I give you my support. : )

irishbhoy1967 Day 1,834, 19:35

good luck wanker

Elle Roslin
Elle Roslin Day 1,834, 20:03

Best wishes Wayne


jamesw Day 1,834, 20:44

Y u no edit before publish loser

Cerberus Dex
Cerberus Dex Day 1,834, 22:25

Good luck Wayne!

BigAnt Day 1,834, 22:58

Go wayne!

Frerk Day 1,834, 23:23

"Now I believe the correct protocol at this point is to let my ego take over and tell you all how great I am and why you should vote for me, maybe list my in game achievements and the various titles I have bestowed upon myself."
No you write an introduction first and end with the ego, so people go like "I'm not really convinc- HOLY SHIT THIS GUY BE GUD"

Huey George
Huey George Day 1,834, 23:43

Good luck, Wayne

You'd make an excellent CP.

Rfeist Day 1,835, 01:53

you had my vote even before you decided to run wayne......o7 mate x2

Good luck mate im with you 100%

ViciousDeeds Day 1,835, 02:21

you had my vote even before you decided to run wayne......o7 mate x3

Neil Lewis
Neil Lewis Day 1,835, 03:21

you had my vote even before you decided to run wayne......o7 mate x4

just one critique re editing ...

"I'm also delighted to say that InsertNameHere has agreed to be my Vice President this month, and I'm sure you'll agree his/her activity/rack/experience/knowledge (delete as appropriate) will further enhance my government."

"rack"? are you expecting Lauren to offer? or should that be "rank"? on the subject of Lauren, what do I have to do to get a salute from her like Slack? :p

WayneKerr Day 1,835, 03:34

lol Neil, it's meant to be like that. I did it for a reason. The runner up in the CP election will go on to be my vCP. Game mechanics dictates that he would take over should I be impeached for being rubbish, so makes sense that he is involved, but I also wanna take some new blood along with me. Perfect opportunity for someone, active, willing and intelligent to see first hand what happens in the higher echelons of government.

So get in contact...

WayneKerr Day 1,835, 03:34

oh and good racks score extra points....

Neil Lewis
Neil Lewis Day 1,835, 03:43

might be interested in a junior role in eMoD or eMoFA this time around .. o7

Robert Hodgson
Robert Hodgson Day 1,835, 03:52

based purely on this article, you've got my vote

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