'Oh Great, Another Newish User Making Their Own Newspaper'
Day 837, 09:32
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by Deviceing
(Well, their username has no numbers in it, that's a good start...)
"Erm... Hello. I made a newspaper. Ha!"
Like many others before me, as soon as my level hit level 6, I thought (you may want to ignore this bit and move on. It would be better for all of us, seriously):
'5 gold... well I can't just leave it there... what can I do with this gold? Money? Okay, maybe a bit. How much will all of it get? That's too much... I'll spend 2 gold... stupid decimals... round up or down? Down... Now, what else. Career path, HELP! Newspaper at level 8? That's quite a way away... Hang on, a battle? I know, I'll fight there. Hmm... nearly dead... hello hospital?! Now... a few more and, yes! Got it! Should I make a decent logo? Nah, paint. Now for my first article... What do I put here?'
(Before you leave, make sure you subscribe... You'll probably hardly notice it... or you might regret it 10 articles and 10 minutes later. Who knows?)
(Next on the career path/ list of things to do is to create a company. Oh, don't worry, I will tell you about it. In detail.)
What can I expect from my subscription?
Unlike pretty much every article you've ever seen by someone who isn't in the congress or better, I won't ramble on about every little detail about the happenings of the new world (or, y'know, the actual world). If you like this stuff, see Home > News > Latest. Slang dictionary required. Alternatively, see the 'Political Round-up' at the bottom.
Also, I'll be putting user-generated content (leave yours in the comments/ in-game message me, or I can't really have that). This could be anything (make sure it abides by the game rules). I'll try to make sure I send you a gift box if I include it. (During the testing stages of this, in a freak accident I lost 86p and the president ended up with an extra wellness). Competitions may, but probably won't, appear from time to time.
Political Roundup!
(I told you so).
Turkey got it's stuff back. Ukraine wants some of Russia. The president is Karacticus. Congressmen will happily vote to send other peoples money somewhere, but when the taxes will come out of their own pocket, it's not happening. We also achieved a goal, but I doubt that means much.
Remember to vote and subscribe.
Gabbler. The first first newspaper with bits of grammar.
"Erm... Hello. I made a newspaper. Ha!"
Like many others before me, as soon as my level hit level 6, I thought (you may want to ignore this bit and move on. It would be better for all of us, seriously):
'5 gold... well I can't just leave it there... what can I do with this gold? Money? Okay, maybe a bit. How much will all of it get? That's too much... I'll spend 2 gold... stupid decimals... round up or down? Down... Now, what else. Career path, HELP! Newspaper at level 8? That's quite a way away... Hang on, a battle? I know, I'll fight there. Hmm... nearly dead... hello hospital?! Now... a few more and, yes! Got it! Should I make a decent logo? Nah, paint. Now for my first article... What do I put here?'
(Before you leave, make sure you subscribe... You'll probably hardly notice it... or you might regret it 10 articles and 10 minutes later. Who knows?)
(Next on the career path/ list of things to do is to create a company. Oh, don't worry, I will tell you about it. In detail.)
What can I expect from my subscription?
Unlike pretty much every article you've ever seen by someone who isn't in the congress or better, I won't ramble on about every little detail about the happenings of the new world (or, y'know, the actual world). If you like this stuff, see Home > News > Latest. Slang dictionary required. Alternatively, see the 'Political Round-up' at the bottom.
Also, I'll be putting user-generated content (leave yours in the comments/ in-game message me, or I can't really have that). This could be anything (make sure it abides by the game rules). I'll try to make sure I send you a gift box if I include it. (During the testing stages of this, in a freak accident I lost 86p and the president ended up with an extra wellness). Competitions may, but probably won't, appear from time to time.
Political Roundup!
(I told you so).
Turkey got it's stuff back. Ukraine wants some of Russia. The president is Karacticus. Congressmen will happily vote to send other peoples money somewhere, but when the taxes will come out of their own pocket, it's not happening. We also achieved a goal, but I doubt that means much.
Remember to vote and subscribe.
Gabbler. The first first newspaper with bits of grammar.
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Join the Navy \o/
I subscribed. My flair tells me you're a media mogul in the making.
Very nice...