[Oh, F.U.!] Teach an Old Fu-k to Fish!
Day 2,538, 21:48
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by George Armstrong Custer
[Oh, F.U.!] Teach an Old Fu-k to Fish!
Old Chinese Proverb say:
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime."
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime."
Dateline: Sunday November 2, 2014 (Day 2539)
Location: Sun City, Arizona
Reporter: Party President "Old Man" Custer
Music: Teach a man to fish ...and give him a Chevrolet!
In Today's Edition:
: 1: The OhFU SCAM Program!
: 2: Recruitment Blurb
The OhFU SCAM Program!
Teach an Old Fu-k to fish and he'll be self sufficient for Food,
and more motivated to keep playing this miserable game.
and more motivated to keep playing this miserable game.
We've covered in detail what the OhFU SCAM is all about, but let's give it quick once-over anyways.
Lotta old players quit when V2 kicked in. They gave away all their stuff. Now they come back to play again and find themselves flat broke and playing like a Level 21 noob. Except for one thing.
New players get a ton of help from Plato, and there's "noob welfare" available from the eUS government. Yeah, "Whalefare" and "Question of the Day" will provide free food every day, but…
What we propose to do is to put returning old players in business for themselves, to make them self sufficient for Food, and maybe a little more than that.
We have one candidate vetted-- fully qualified to benefit from the OhFU SCAM.
We have enough funds right now to handle one more, and are looking at a few potential clients to SCAM.
We're waiting for Plato to put Companies and Upgrades on sale-- why pay full price?
You can Donate to the OhFU SCAM, to Party leaders Custer, Synesi, Melissa Rose and Kria.
Are you an Old Fu-k?
…or does it just feel that way?
Join the fastest growing Party in town, and proudly tell 'em all, "Oh, F.U.!".
Your Old Fu-ks United Party Officials,
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"Old Man" Custer, Zheng He, Congressman Melissa Rose, Kria Erikson and Congressman Synesi
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[OhFU] Teach an Old Fu-k to Fish!
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Teach an Old Fu-k to fish and he'll be self sufficient for Food, and more motivated to keep playing this miserable game.
if your a Old Fu-k and need help ask the worst we can say "Is get off my damn lawn"
Give a man a fish he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll spend all day in a boat drinking beer.
It's true teaching a man to fish gives more motivation.
Three post WW3 babies as old fu-k leaders...I guess they are 'old' now. Wow.
We're the new old.
You whippersnappers get off of my damned lawn!
the AARP now considers us old at age 50, while there's new science to make us live to 100+ average and considering raising retirement age to 70.
apparently it's all relative, according to one's own objective.
Go Custer!
But what if I don't like fish?
/me hurries to get off Custer's lawn.
been watching The Walking Dead?
there is an alternative food, ya know...
oh god don't remind me of those episodes... bleh
There are reports that meat was tainted though...
can I get some food factories
Never teach a man to fish and he will depend on you to get important things done and you will stay in e-power forever :3
exactly, Garmr. Game = RL in that respect-- the last thing any established power wants is an independent and self sufficient populace.