[OFFICIAL] Kanto War Crimes Tribunal Day 3
Day 909, 00:07
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Published in Japan 
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by William Choi
List of suspected war criminals:
name / title(s) / type(s) of crime(s) / remark
Danyeo / Prime Minister / A / Formulation and execution of a plan to wage wars of agression against eSK (1).
Chysamere / General of the Army / A / (1)
Reiji Mitsurugi / Minister of Foreign Affairs / A, B / (1), denied the legitimacy of the colonial government.
Sugawara Michizane / Minister of Health / A, B / (1), denied the legitimacy of the colonial government.
KITA Ikki / Congressman, Field Marshal / B / denied the legitimacy of the colonial government.
Tanaka Fujimori / Congressman, Field Marshal / A, B / (1), denied the legitimacy of the colonial government, offended the national pride of eSK.
Ryoushi / Field Marshal / A, B / Calling people to fight against resistance forces in Gyeongsangbuk-do.
Vai Siv / Congressman, Field Marshal / B / Calling people to fight against resistance forces in Gyeongsangbuk-do.
Haruhi Suzumiya / Minister of Anti-Korean Propaganda / B,C / Offended the national pride of eSK.
Goku Jones / Field Marshal / A / (1)
Dokomo / Minister of Defense / A / (1)
Kaigefoh / Press Director / B / propaganda against Korean rule
Matsumi / Press Director / B / propaganda against Korean rule
exReality/ Minister of Security / A / (1)
Geno Garon / Minister of Defence / A, B / (1) Planning and coordinating fights agsint resistance forces in Gyeongsangbuk-do.
Sigrun_Makinen / General / A / (1)
Laurana Psion / Field Marshal / B / denied the legitimacy of the colonial government
TheReverendSeanV / self-proclaimed Governor General of Korea, Field Marshal / A, B, C / (1), brutally offended the sovereignty and national pride of eSK. Regarding eSK as a nation inferior to former eJapan.
Defendants will have 24 hours to testify to convince the judges they are innocent. A more linient sentence MAY be given to defendants who admit their crimes. Absent trial will leave the judges no choice but to
pronounce guilty.
THE TRIAL HEREBY BEGINS
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If we take Gyeonggi-do can we put you guys on trial instead?
Hopefully, those South Korean (though I highly doubt it) can pull something off and finish their hallucination before their regions become part of Japan to serve a better cause.
Objection!
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People scatter as I drive an ice cream truck down the center row of the courtroom, somehow returning from the grave of yesterday's incident. I leap out from the vehicle, approach the jury, and slam my hands down upon the railing as I yell: "THE TRUTH!?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!"
I then unholster my sidearm and blow my brains out, scattering bits of skull across the room. My headless corpse leaps back, and begins a song-and-dance rendition of the chimney sweep scene from the Mary Poppins film. Suddenly, groups of fellow chimney sweeps - wearing nothing but hats - burst forth into the room, joining the chorus number.
A cat comes from outside and leaps onto the judge's desk, then suddenly bursts into a fiery inferno for no apparent reason.
/me Sits observing the court room. The number of guards has increased. The rumbling of cannons can still be heard from afar - but noticeably closer than the previous day. The number of high Korean military officials has also decreased. The sound of boots marching outside the courthouse is also audible.
The faces of the guards and officials is grim. Every now and then a man in the uniform of the Communications Regiment rushes in to pass a letter to a politician or military man. The fear in their faces is immense.
Sugawara looks to the faces of his fellow ministers, congressmen, and military officers. Mild grins all around.
Our troops are coming to the capitol, South Korea. And there's no one to save you now.
I'm kinda confused.
see, I thought the idea of a court and trial was to convict the guilty. Here I stand Unaccused. IN FACT, you REFUSE to try me regardless of me essentially laying out a case against myself for you and the prior introduction of proof of said crimes I committed earlier yesterday. Add me to the list under the same crimes as Kaigefoh and matsumi at the very least, otherwise you cannot rightfully charge them because you let me go despite the aforementioned proof.
Your court has no legitimacy otherwise.
In this trial, judges will NOT reply but read the testimonies of the accused. Please be reminded that the tribunal is located in Kanto, the capital of the colonial East Korea.
if thats your answer then you confirm your court has no legitimacy.
Judges should then boycott this trial until it is amended.
"Only leaders of the government or the army are to be prosecuted" and much more.
The paradoxical logic according to which this play unfolds is such that no matter how interesting it may be, it will never amount to anything other than nonsense. 😕
Tetsuya: I believe it has already been confirmed long ago. This is merely a reminder. 😉
Koreans conducting trial in Kanto?
Indeed, no wonder they had no will power nor ability to lead their nations with solid goals. When their citizens are under severe mental distress (which I do not blame you, the citizens of South Korea, due to the fact it is not your fault that your land spews poor leaders) to believe that such trial can be conducted - in Kanto, during war time - which is absolutely absurd.
Since the Judges who are supposed to declare the decision of this fictitious trial seems under severe hallucination, what better word can describe the "Suspects" but innocent victim of the incompetent "Judges" who had mistakenly placed blame on actions of themselves? (which again, I do not blame you, South Koreans, for it is not your fault that you have lived too long in the deprived nation of South Korea which have led your to desperate mental condition.)
@Laurana Psion: So it is
The South Koreans shouldnt worry, we'll hold dominion and steer them to sanity. Soon... very soon
When Seoul is ours, we'll see who's on trial.
Booooring. I wanted show "Fijiwara's fiery fury" but enemies afraided blame me.
yay for the 3rd time i'm not included in this list 😃
@Akki
Koreans conducting trial in Kanto?
After we will wipe SK we can move them to Kanto and let them play this poor little court game to amuse us
Mr Akki
If you question the mental health of judges of KWCT, than you should first check one of your own, since you are participating in this process since it started three days ago.
I will again ask all observers from East Korea (or selfproclaimed Japan) to behave in the courtroom. We want your presence, so you could spread the word to entire population of East Korea what is happening between the four walls of this court of law, but this tribunal cannot tolerate your constant obstructions and yelling.
If you don't like hearing what have your leaders done, then please leave the process.
Mr Dokomo
Explain.
The Judges must arrive in the courtroom first. I suggest that South Korea attacks Japanese original regions if they want to set up a court in Japan.
If South Korea no longer has any territory of their own can the crimes listed as "denied the legitimacy of the colonial government" be dropped and this mockery of a trial can be put behind us so the heroes of Japan can get back in time for the parade?
If East Korea conquers South Korea, it's still Korea.
We're going to put U on trial!
I fought for -3330 damage yesterday on 5 Q5 weapons. Please add me to the trials, I have been a very bad boy 🙁
Mr. Wladimir Rascian
With all due respect, before you make any demands from the Japanese media, I ask you to withdraw yourself from our nation before making any comments on Our behaiviours. How we conduct our manner within our nation's Media (which I will again point out so even the least educated - that is South Koreans - Could understand) is our problem. You, the South Koreans on the other hand, who had come into our nation's media to spam your harucinations.
Before you tell me to leave your fictitious Court, I ask you to leave this nation: leave our media, our country, our land, and our custom. The conquered South Korean lands are for Japanese, and we will sure make good use of it. South Koreans on the other hand, can huddle around in what ever region which may be left intact (which is, if our nation feels enough pity to leave you behind with a region) after the war is over.
It is very simple Mr Wladimir Rascian, I expect even the most unfortunate (South Koreans) to be able to comprehend this message ( though I get that it takes time, for it takes time for South Koreans to get anything done). You leave our nation, and stop spamming your poor little court in our media, and perhaps we can talk. Cut the joke and protect your land, if you say it is yours righteously. If you can't defend something that is rightfully yours, they perhaps it was never meant to be that way. Give up and accept your victory; that is the best course for your nation to take at the current times.
@Eustachy_Kapusta
There won't be any Koreans in Kanto, Eustachy_Kapusta: only Japanese.
"If East Korea conquers South Korea, it's still Korea." x2
I abstain from commenting on my innocence. By order of the court, you are forced into one choice; to find me guilty of all crimes I have been accused. I await your firing squad, and by await, I mean with my feet up watching Code Geass and drinking Mountain Dew. Truly I am in abject horror concerning my fate...
~ Geno Garon, War Criminal