[News] S&S Day - 2014

Day 2,014, 13:30 • Published in Japan Japan • by William of Edenbury


Ladies and Gentlemen, Children of all ages, The Lolis are back!




As you all know, there was a PTO incident last month that forced the United Lolis of Japan members to remove themselves from the Party. The exact nature of the incident is unclear to this day. However, to protect eJapan, the lolis treated it as a worst case scenario and quickly left the party, pushing it down to sixth place. Our fears were later confirmed when the rogue player tried to pass damaging laws in our national congress. But with a response time in completely neutralizing the threat under half a day, we proved that you can't mess with the lolis.


Loli Rejection

Now that this chapter is behind us, we will be building anew and making the party great once more.



In beginning our reconstruction, we have a new Party Leadership.

Darshu: A long time veteran of eJapanese Politics, Darshu has led the lolis many times before and will do so once more


William of Edenbury: Yup, that's Me 😃


Drakantas: The man of many talents that created the official ULJ party channel and helped sustain the MoD distribution during the liberation from Portugal.

Nicolas Bonaparte: The current Minister of Education with a wealth of knowledge when it comes to media and teaching young players.



Even though our Party is rebuilding officially, that does not mean we ever stopped working together for Japan. We have gathered some of our party statistics for the past week of fighting and seen that the lolis made their presence known on the battle field.

In the past week, the average damage of our party members has amounted to 71 million.

You heard me right. 71 Million. But lets look at further proof of Loli power.

In the current tournament, 3 of the top ten spots are taken by the lolis, thats a thirty percent share of top power in the country.