My congressional candidate program

Day 581, 10:09 Published in Greece Hungary by Quicksilver

My congressional candidate program

If I am elected, then I of course support the liberation of all Greece's original regions. All Greek sand must be free! All Greek sand must be full of turist who bring income to moving industry! Other countries have turism, spas, or sights - we have elections! Lets make Greece the country of election-turism!



Come to think of it, I think I would renovate the Parthenon. It is a bit windy now, and although we don't get much rain here it still is causing problems with the clay tablets. Not to mention my constant sunstroke.



I would also make the Budapest-Athens flights to go on a straighter route - the present one via Peru is consuming far too much time and my money of course. If it takes a peace, then so be it, but I want my summer holiday in Rhodes to be reached in hours, instead of flying across the dangerous Andes mountains.



I would definitely make the taxes after ouzo be absolutely zero, and I am warning all of you that any attempt to bribe me will be refused offhandly, if not accompanied by at least a bottle of Nr. 12 ouzo. I take other kinds too, and real Malvasia is also welcome. Btw I do not intend to spend a lot of time here, so please hurry with those bribes!



And finally, the iron mining should stop defacing our beautiful Hellenistic landscape! Let the land be given back to what it is best for: grapes, olives, ruins and oranges. Then, and only then can we have peace under the olive trees.



So, I hope that you will all vote for me and my magnificient program. Who cares where I am from? I am on holiday, and I have fun. You shall also have some. 🙂

Quicksilver

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