Утро в еРоссии • Morning in eRussia
Day 453, 01:51
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Published in Norway 
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by Creos
(English version below)
451 день нового мира. В 23:00 по времени eRepublik передовые части Объединенной армии вошли в Кёнигсберг. За 15 минут в ходе молниеносного контрудара был получен контроль над административным центром и большей частью города.
Удивлению солдат не было предела, когда вместо ожесточенного сопротивления их ждало несколько пьяных румынских солдат. Бедняг разбудили и напоили чаем.
О следах недавнего пребывания врага напоминал лишь цветастый плакат с надписью Russia will never be on the map. Было видно, что непобедимая румынская армия "самоэвакуировалась" в страшной спешке. В результате обысков штабквартиры румынского командования было конфисковано не менее 400кг мамалыги неизвестной даты выпуска (на самом деле никто не взял на себя смелость попробовать это).
Парад посвященный знаменательному событию пройдет сегодня в центре новой столицы. Будем надеяться, что многочисленные.. ээ.. горячительные напитки не отвлекут нас от дальнейшего освобождения страны в ее исторических границах.
Да здравствует Свободная Россия! Трижды ура!
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English version
23:00, 451 day of the New World. The first divisions of the Joint Army entered the city of Königsberg. For 15 minutes during the lightning-fast operation the attackers managed to gain control over the administrative center. The soldiers were greatly surprised, when, instead of violent resistance they saw a few drunken Romanian soldiers waiting for them. The poor fellows have been woken up immideatly and got the hot tea.
Only colored poster with the words Russia will never be on the map reminded about the recent stay of the enemy. It was obvious that invincible Romanian army "self-evacuated" in deadly haste.
As a result of searches in the Romanian Command Headquarters at least 400 kilograms of mămăligă were confiscated (in fact, no one had the courage to try it).
The parade will be held today at the heart of the new capital.
Let's hope that the large quantity of.. erm.. strong drinks will not distract us from the future liberation of the country in its historical borders.
Long live Free Russia! Three times three!
451 день нового мира. В 23:00 по времени eRepublik передовые части Объединенной армии вошли в Кёнигсберг. За 15 минут в ходе молниеносного контрудара был получен контроль над административным центром и большей частью города.
Удивлению солдат не было предела, когда вместо ожесточенного сопротивления их ждало несколько пьяных румынских солдат. Бедняг разбудили и напоили чаем.
О следах недавнего пребывания врага напоминал лишь цветастый плакат с надписью Russia will never be on the map. Было видно, что непобедимая румынская армия "самоэвакуировалась" в страшной спешке. В результате обысков штабквартиры румынского командования было конфисковано не менее 400кг мамалыги неизвестной даты выпуска (на самом деле никто не взял на себя смелость попробовать это).
Парад посвященный знаменательному событию пройдет сегодня в центре новой столицы. Будем надеяться, что многочисленные.. ээ.. горячительные напитки не отвлекут нас от дальнейшего освобождения страны в ее исторических границах.
🙂
Да здравствует Свободная Россия! Трижды ура!
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English version
23:00, 451 day of the New World. The first divisions of the Joint Army entered the city of Königsberg. For 15 minutes during the lightning-fast operation the attackers managed to gain control over the administrative center. The soldiers were greatly surprised, when, instead of violent resistance they saw a few drunken Romanian soldiers waiting for them. The poor fellows have been woken up immideatly and got the hot tea.
Only colored poster with the words Russia will never be on the map reminded about the recent stay of the enemy. It was obvious that invincible Romanian army "self-evacuated" in deadly haste.
As a result of searches in the Romanian Command Headquarters at least 400 kilograms of mămăligă were confiscated (in fact, no one had the courage to try it).
The parade will be held today at the heart of the new capital.
Let's hope that the large quantity of.. erm.. strong drinks will not distract us from the future liberation of the country in its historical borders.
🙂
Long live Free Russia! Three times three!
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Первыйнах!
Мамалыга была отправлена назад в Румынию, шоб удалить голод дсалагенау.
Креос, поздравляю с медалью)
Урааааа! Урааааа! Урааааа! Поздравляю Креоса и всю еРоссию.
Congratulation.
But be realistic, it was not the Russian soldiers that did it this time, if you read the battle history last hour, you will see the PEACE tanks hitting more than 200 doing all the heavy work for you.
But of course if you keep on training and fighing one day you might be strong enough to stand on your own feet.
You are more or less in the same boat as Norway, we need help as well.
Good luck with your new nation, may it grow strong and happy.
Anders.
CIC
Теперь всего-то надо поднять Российскую экономику с колен и можно переезжать на ПМЖ 😉
В исторических границах?? - Не видать румынам Молдавии)))))
в исторических границах 1914го года?
В исторических границах мая 2008. ) Хотя бы.
Всем спасибо за комментарии. 🙂
@Anders.
Thanks.I hope the relations between our countries will improve in future.
Свечка надежды зажена.
Congratulation Russia!
At last!
Long live free Russia.
Неожиданный поворот событий)
Ура, товарищи, Ура!!!
Thanks, Anders
Ураа!! Поздравляю!!
welcome back Russia
Good luck!
I hope we can work together some time in the near future, when you'll be able to take care of things yourselves. 🙂
Good luch Russia, and welcome back on the map!
Voted
Long Live Free Russia
Hayley ftw!
Thank you Peace, Norway, and others that helped deal dps for Russia
Russia, good luck from Hungary!
Battal Gazi omg 🙂 Hayley rulez 🙂
Congraulaions, and good luck in he future!
Congrats and good luck eRussia!
We could see in this RW that hope dies last 🙂
Congratulations 🙂
And I hope that you have learned something, this would never have happened if you have not put away your threats and demands and instead started discussing.. 🙂 So next time you want something from someone, try to say "pretty pretty please" first, not the other way around.. 🙂
That was the pointing finger of the day. Now go eat your cake and drink your Смирнов! 🙂
Thanks.
I think we both learned a lot. The recent events showed perfectly who is the real foe of the Norwegian people and who can keep their word in the most difficult situation.
Russians must do their best to improve relations with countires that respect the agreements and Norway should rethink their foreign policy.
Creos, you are dreamer 😛
You bet. ) More often countries prefer allies with greater population number, land power and don't think about their interested motives. Let's hope Norway will be the exception.
Thanks the Norwegian congressmen.
You have proved to be men of his word.
Will not be, even if Salvists will not be at the power.
But thank you Oddgeir, and norwegians. I am pleasantly surprised to that you have not deceived us.
Pozdravlyau vseh s novoy svobodnoy Rossiey.
from moscow with love😁
you fail to understand, these are a mere minority of the norwegian people. they are naieve and ignorant.
you russian terrorists can rest peacefully for now, but wait till we burn your ehouse at the late hours. you can burn in hell.
mhahaha, just wait.
i will be moving as soon as i can !
@Inanis, I see Russia now is much stronger than Norway, and if there is something wrong and Russia doesn't get back all the regions, Norway will be destroyed in two months.
Congratulation!
Good luck. You will need it.🙂
Good luck chickens,and i underline the word chickens.The regions you chose(not close to romanian borders) show a Scared russia.,but like silviu 24 sai😛Good luck.You will need it 🙂
And i forgot to say.Far east regions is ours.Give it or else.What can we say,we like diamonds.Okay,leaving jokes aside,i'm glad their is a russia on the map,but if The CPSU comes back to power,you'll be hearing from us.
good luck russia ... 🙂
see you in the next TO ...
You liberated this region from Norway, not from Romania, so your story about "a few drunken Romanian soldiers" and "invincible Romanian army "self-evacuated" in deadly haste" it's maybe just a wet dream of yours. You know, only frustrated people ignore the reality. 😉
2 softwynd
see you on Hungarian TO in Romania 😁