[MoPR]Some Foreign News and Bewbs
New Zealand Public Information
Kia Ora New Zealand
We promised to keep you up to date with discussions the Government is having. So here’s a little taster of the foreign affairs discussions we’ve had the last few days.
Australia
Nearly as sexy as our kiwi women
As you may know Australia was recently invaded by Indonesia and subsequently conquered. Once Indonesia declared war Australia asked us for help, that wasn’t under this government but discussions about a MPP should Australia be returned to the New world. There’s a few pro’s and con’s of an Australian MPP. However we decided that whilst we want to help out our neighbour it wouldn’t be wise as we have a limited MPP budget and there are more valuable MPP’s available to us.
Mexico
Dish’s sister
Soon after we came into government the Mexican CP approached us asking for an MPP with us. Mexico is a small country similar to us with resources that a superpower nearby needs and could use to improve their economy. So they asked us as we’re both in a similar situation for a MPP. Much for the same reasons as we declined the Australian offer was that the money MPP’s could be better spent.
France
I bet she doesn’t have hairy armpits
We already have a French MPP and so far it’s brought us plenty of battles. Canada have nearly pushed France out of their territory and Spain are keeping up the assault into France, which means there will still be plenty of battles in the future. This is why, should we gain the funds, we will be looking to be renewing the French MPP which would continue to provide us with valuable battles.
Slovenia
Don’s a lucky guy
Slovenia is another interesting choice for a MPP. We have been speaking to Slovenian officials and an MPP would be interesting, especially as Slovenia may be on the edge of a war, which could provide us with valuable battles.
Brazil
What were Phoenix thinking
Brazil is a very interesting country with its current situation. It’s been well documented in the media that Brazil has left Phoenix over a dispute with Hungarian occupied South Africa and Hungary. I won’t go into all the details now, but Brazil is now a ‘non-aligned’ country much like ourselves. So we’re interested in exploring potential MPP’s with them and with the vast resources in South America there will be quite a few interesting wars soon.
USA
Someone’s been laying off tha cheezburgers
We’ve got quite a few Americans residing in New Zealand and we’ve previously had a USA MPP which we unfortunately lost due to our Training War with Australia. But USA is a strong country and usually has a lot of battles which could provide is with daily battles. As well as helping to maintain our non-aligned status.
There’s a taster of our MPP options
Also:
Kiwi women are the best.
Welshlad,
Minister of Public Relations
Comments
How about some girls who aren't toothpicks?
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votado!
Kiwi woman is pretty nice. But Dish's sister, i mean, DAMN.
Ne Serbian women - No Vote
Less whores, more furries.
No vote.
Sentiments of Balkan Beast concurred.
WHERE ARE THE SHEEP 'MoPR'?
we should fight against Aussies o/
I like all your women, I`ll take them all.. you can keep the sheep :😁
Mladen MrkicDay, this is eNZ, not eSerbia, get over it...
All the girls are pretty HOT, i like eMexico...but im baised as i am from there and Miss Mexico is now Ms Universe 😃
but Don's sister and Miss France as top 10s also 😃
Vote
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Chetan, what does this not being eSerbia have to do with this article not having any Serbian women? Are you saying that this is eMexico, eUSA, eBrazil, but not eSerbia?
Not really sure why you would say such a ludicrous thing.
screw Serbia man -.-
Are these the prostitutes that eNZ treasury went for? 😛
MPP with Mexico (:
MPP with Mexico would be nice... But it would be a waste of Money. We should sign MPP's with More strong Non Phoenix nations. (We already have enough Phoenix, lets sign with at least 1 eden)
We're not trying to strike a balance, Michal. We're finding the ones that can benefit us the most. If that happens to be in mostly PHOENIX territories, let it be so. Otherwise, it's a waste of money just for appearances.