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[MoP] Canada Restored

Day 2,938, 13:13 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Kaminarinote

An official message from the Ministry of Propaganda

With the decisive victory of Punisher 1389, and those who aid him, eCanada has begun its glorious first step to recovering from the community decay that has long crippled it! In the name of the Imperial Party, Rylde's Whorehouse, Beaver Action League, and Clan Wolf: Punisher is CP. Grabbing 47.62% of the electoral vote, Punisher decapitated Connor McLeod and detonated a bomb under Klop's political career, sweeping away the corruption of old in one mighty flood of democratic action. And all this because of you, the voter, whose simple action made this glorious moment possible!

Work is now underway to rebuild Canada, and it will not be an easy job. Albania, twisted and decrepit schemers from the Balkans, threaten us with Slavic treachery and probably a plethora of alternate accounts. Their Visas are reloaded, and ready to turn eCanada into a wretched backwater. If they have their way, we'd all be slaves to that wretched Shqipere. In this dark hour, Canada must unite as one and drive them all the way back to their precious Mongolia! Simultaneously, the Minister of Education and I are hatching a brilliant plan to rejuvenate the country's flagging media. Within this month, it will be as though the doldrums never were. The drought of articles will flee, but not faster than the Albanian from our shores!

Rejoice, rejoice! Ye Canucks of eRepublik! A shining dawn has broken, and Punisher 1389 is our glorious leader, our Emperor! And here I stand, back in the throne of the Ministry of Propaganda, the office I pioneered to the mainstream! All is right in the eWorld once again!

Also, I'm running for Party President of the Imperial Party on the 15th.