[MOO] Wally 4 MOO PTO v. 2 (Special Thanks to OLloyd)
Wally Cleaver
This month, like every month, MOO holds a forum poll to determine their next official candidate come election day. This month there were three candidates. Myself, EZStreet and 'None of the above' aka Addy by default.
I, in fact, declined my nomination, however OLloyd opted not to read my posts and placed me on the ballot anyways. A strange choice by someone who apparently hates me and all that I stand for *cough* Rolo *cough*. Not sure what is going on in his little brain, perhaps he didn't know what to do after his puppet master brother (Janos Leinport) chose to run a SVT for Congress instead of spending time with his woman on their anniversary *cough* Loser *cough*.
For whatever reason, I remained on the ballot (despite stating I declined my nomination). Anyways, poll time came. We shall ignore the fact that the poll was biased in every way (Addy and Toad declared it so. Addy wrote - "
Usually a poll just lists the options and includes links to the platforms. Any additional commentary taints the process.
To be candid, it isn't fair to the winner of the poll because the naysayers have a valid argument.") Another random tangent.
Below is a screenshot of the poll results.
As you can clearly see, EZStreet received the most votes in the very biased poll that I should never have been on anyways.
Now comes the point of this article. OLloyd's post closing the poll.
Voting completed. OLloyd declared EZStreet to be the winner. However, in a surprise twist, declared that EZStreet will NOT be the official PP candidate. And then congratulated him on his victory/loss.
OLloyd, I wish to thank you know, as you have opened the doors for a second Wally 4 MOO PTO attempt!!! I knew you were on my side this whole time.
Long live Rolo!
Long live OLoyd!
Norsefire will Prevail!
OLloyd, I invite you to include this in your forum signatures, and all the articles you did not write as MOO PP.
Comments
~hyuu~
Wow, I'd say I was surprised at the lack of true democracy, but considering how the CPP's been run the last few months.....
what is this I dont even
I sure hope this a typo, ie. "now" v. "not", needless to say it's been an eventful term to be a member of MOO.
I think there's something wrong with me: I want to correct the grammar in the picture Nosyt linked to.
Sorry about the typo...I used a netbook with a touch pad (not a mouse) and sometimes (too often) when you drag your palm over the touch pad you get typo's most often the typo's get red lines under them, unless you misspell a word that is actually a real word. Sorry about the mix-up... No one is perfect!
everybody picks thier nose, everybody
Whoop.
Dee.
Doo.
"Sorry about the typo...I used a netbook with a touch pad (not a mouse) and sometimes (too often) when you drag your palm over the touch pad you get typo's most often the typo's get red lines under them, unless you misspell a word that is actually a real word."
I call shenanigans! How the heck does a mouse touch pad lead to typos. Unless you are using the onscreen keyboard, which would suck on a netbook.
Nice try though. Your cover-up story is about a weak as Toad's 'I waz drunkz, Wally hacked me'.
A resounding 8 votes from the 111 party members? Definitely not the official anything.
"OLloyd, I wish to thank you know, as you have opened the doors for a second Wally 4 MOO PTO attempt!!! I knew you were on my side this whole time."
In the future Wally, if you're gonna troll someone for spelling don't go full retard on it and make a spelling yourself. It sort of takes the edge off what you're trying to do.
Wally, I am completly agree the poll was biased, I clicked EZStreet and it kept telling me that I voted for Rolo in the Norsefire election.
Also, since only 11 people voted for one of the two candidates wouldn't that mean the rest of the party essentially voted for "None of the Above"?
So really, shouldn't Addy be the official candidate?
I lol'd at the typo.
@Mugs and Max - ya, I lol'd at it too when you pointed it out. Silly me.
I waz drunkz, Wally hacked me
A resounding 8 votes from the 111 party members? Definitely not the official anything.
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