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Hello people writing first time under the banner of MOMS.

in this article not only jokes but random stuff.



Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par joke abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.



Chahat To Aaj B Thi Utni Un K Lye,

Pr Qismat K Haathon Majboor Ho Gye,

Dekhi Jo Un Main Apne Lye Be-Rukhi,

Hm Unki Khushi K Lye Un Se Door Ho Gye



Khushnaseeb hain aap

Jo Ham aap ko itni shiddat say chahtay hain

Warna Hum wo hain Jin k Khawab main bhi log
"Appointment" lay kar aatay hain



Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?

Boy: han agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling suna do t0u

Girl: kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain.

Boy: acha ye btao k KFC se kya bnta h?

Girl: kuch der sochne k baad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahin se naan chhollay kha lete han.😃

Hahahah



Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->




Sweetest Excuse🙂

A kid gets zero in a paper.

Mom : What is this?

Kid reply with innocence🙁

Teacher k pas Star khatam ho gaye thay to “Full Moon” de diya..




Lessons In Marketing:



It Takes One Aishwarya To Sell A Diamond..
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3 Abhisheks To Sell A Sim card.. 😃



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