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[MoI] - Exclusive look at eCanadian/eSpanish Negotiations

Day 1,935, 18:26 Published in Canada Canada by Canadian National Defense

Greetings dear eCanadian citizens!

The Department of Information is pleased to provide an exclusive and detailed analyse of negotiations held by both executive governments of eCanada and eSpain.

As many of you know eCanadian has suffered a temporary siesta under eSpanish rule. Our newly elected President, Homer J Simpson, sat down with his ministers to speak to the eSpanish president, Poggo. Unfortunately due to a brutal bull fighting accident, Poggo did not attend the meeting and sent his ministers to best represent eSpain on his behalf.

The main objective of the meeting was to take the first step forward in resolving the ongoing conflict between the two nations. From there it was the hopes of President Simpson to one day see the freeing of some eCanadian regions back to the Mother Canuckers that it rightfully belongs too.

The Department of Information was on hand to document this meeting as President Simpson looked to do what was best for eCanada. This is the part where we would present a wall of text, but I believe that photos of the event speak for themselves:











In all, the meeting went quite well.



Crisfire & Dartreal
Co-Ministers of the Department of Information - eCanada
 

Comments

Funky 24
Funky 24 Day 1,935, 18:28

Michael23's fault. You need to kick him out of the Cabinet.

Allegra Avionte
Allegra Avionte Day 1,935, 18:30

lol

nem01able
nem01able Day 1,935, 19:21

great input

Chucky Norris
Chucky Norris Day 1,935, 18:36

This is why you can't have nice things : )

Bill Pilgrim
Bill Pilgrim Day 1,935, 18:54

*wham* *pow*

Ralph Kline
Ralph Kline Day 1,935, 19:20

You sure those aren't pics of our congress a while ago :p

Isaac Rose
Isaac Rose Day 1,937, 18:09

Congress? What congress?

Plugson
Plugson Day 1,935, 19:47

So there really was a meeting that went badly? (serious question)

Mind telling us what some of the sticking points were or is that Top Secret Classified Fisticuffstuff

Homer J Simpson
Homer J Simpson Day 1,935, 20:17

For me it was pretty much just meeting our Spanish oppressors and seeing where they stand on things. They were sticking hard to their demands for payment to return regions. The mood was a little lighter than depicted above :p

Dozzer_x
Dozzer_x Day 1,935, 21:45

We offered them 72 virgins and they refused! How can one refuse 72 virgins? : - O

Unum
Unum Day 1,936, 06:58

The problem is the Spanish wanted 72 *male* virgins, Dozzer. Silly us, we offered them *female* virgins.

Dozzer_x
Dozzer_x Day 1,936, 09:32

Actually, we offered them male virgins as well.

Nathan Lloyd
Nathan Lloyd Day 1,935, 22:46

I am wondering when you wrote this did you bother to use a spell and grammar check its analysis not analyse

Mary Chan
Mary Chan Day 1,935, 23:36

//loads her guns//

crisfire
crisfire Day 1,935, 23:37

Good Stuff Dartreal!

Punisher 1389
Punisher 1389 Day 1,936, 00:20

lol,voted.

Addy Lawrence
Addy Lawrence Day 1,936, 06:44

eSpain's worst case scenario in eCanada is pretty good, tough to negotiate under those conditions.

Ardikus V2
Ardikus V2 Day 1,936, 11:13

I wasn't invited to the shitkicking of Spain's executive?

 
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