[MoHA] Poetry Competition Reminder

Day 2,942, 08:23 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by eUK Home Office


MoHA here, we stuck the key in the ignition,
To remind you of an awesome competition,
If you haven't heard I suggest you read this,
Because if you win you'll be in a state of bliss,

Yes, the poetry competition, you have until the end of Saturday,
To write and publish your poem (and send me some flattery),
But remember when you publish you must stick in the title
[eUK Poem], easy, you won't need a recital.

So now, I shall give you some tips,
Firstly don't pledge allegiance to the Bloods or the Crips,
Secondly try not to get too political,
Remaining unbiased is seriously so critical,

Try to add flair and personality and that,
Will ensure your success in not making it crap,
Well, it won't really, but you'll be better than Frix,
And you'll be good without eating Weetabix!

Stories are good but so are moving pieces,
So keep your hand writing until the competition ceases,
It doesn't have to be on anything specific,
And it doesn't to be Shakespeare-terrific,

Just remember, get your poem published,
Barely anyone has entered so you're bound to flourish,
This has been CheetahCurtis and I'm signing out,
But first I must figure what this is about...

Thanks for reading,
The Ministry of Home Affairs
Cheetah, Frix, MIK, Sambo, Addaway, KJ, Mr Cherry