[MoFA] The nation of Finland.
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Hello there, I am SirRoman, and I am working in the MoFA this term. I will publish an article every Monday, please enjoy!
Run!
The eUK has started it's invasion of Finland, and today I want to give you some info on this nation we're invading.
The History of Finland
The first person who lived in Finland was of course Santa Claus. He choose that Region because no sane person would ever want to live there, making a great hiding spot for his mission to take over the world, and of course, deliver presents. What happened was that, Santa with growing age, started to become quite horny. And all his kids would not be able to fit in the small region of Lapland, so he sent them out to found a nation, that would be called Finland.
Misses Claus will not be pleased.
And so it happened that the Nation of Finland was populated.
Finnish Cuisine
Finnish food generally consists of the little grass they can scrape together, plus Moose. They really do love eating Moose.
Moose are starting to fight back, by abducting Finnish people, bringing them to there Moose Kingdom, and then making them dress up as Moose and shooting them.
Finland in Erepublik
Finland is lead by WP Attak and is a member of the Asgard Alliance.
The eUK is attacking them, to help out eBelarus, but also to try and ban Surstromming, a Finnish food which is fermented Herring. It was declared illegal by, " People for People with Taste Buds," in the 1800! But the Finnish people have continued chowing down. Some people have called for all Finnish kitchens to be removed, and replaced with mini Mc-Donalds. Finnish people are notoriously thin! Those bastards!
It becomes obvious to me, that Finland is a nation of evil. And I think that we must annihilate them completely, take away all they own, and let the nation go back to its origins.
Just Santa and a few Elves.
With love from the MoFA Team
Count Drakula & FightAndProduce - MoFA
SirRoman, Lord Farhan & Tialys Cypress - dMoFA
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good article
but Surstromming is Swedish. don't make them angry
it is eaten in both
ok so that would make kebab standard British food 😉
Nothing more British then a fight outside the kebab shop on a Friday night...
What did I just read? Lol xD
Miau
This MoFA article is....uh, different?
First you made me laugh...
"Finland is lead by WP Attak"
... then you just made me sad... : (
I want Santa Claus now!
Presents can go here
http://www.erepublik.com/en/economy/donate-items/1473395
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"Finland is lead by WP Attak and is a member of the Asgard Alliance."
I think not...http://www.erepublik.com/en/country/politics/Finland
Since everyone is taking this article so seriously.
But I think almost everything else in this article was true:
1) Every man (and many women) have to do military service in Finland, and therefore there always is a group like this too. They love it when they get a gun and something to shoot at.
2) Santa Claus in Finnish is joulu_pukki_ meaning a christmas guy who goes around and hmmm… plants his seed quite a lot. Usually when husbands do not know. There are lots of white bearded people around the world. You know who your dad is!
3) Yeah, the moose kill more people in Finland than guns.
4) No we do not eat fermented herring. But we eat pickled herring. Not the same stuff. fermented stuff is rotten and is eaten in north UK.
http://gyazo.com/5b2035e0c0cab4daa4d5b46f6043a2f6
Good example how a polite Asgardian helps a lost bastard (son-of-a-viking) brother to find the information that he was looking for.
I wouldn't mess with Finland - they did a good job holding their own against the Soviets..