[MoFA] Success

Day 2,011, 07:02 • Published in France Serbia • by Foreign Office of Albania


Day 2009- Albania succeeds in its mission to get guaranteed Congress away from the Balkan cage by successfully taking over Maharashtra. We now hold two regions in the Indian subcontinent, Gujarat and Maharashtra, and our military and foreign affairs for this month are successful.



Our move to Albanian Gujarat and Maharashtra, while it has been coming for a long time, has been beset with difficulties, trials and tribulations. However, after five months of enduring seige in the Balkans without Congress, we have finally managed to make it and get this spot. A massive thank you to Croatia, our best allies, who accommodated us in their sphere of influence. Thank you bros! o7

To all soldiers who fought from us, native Albanians, Croats, Bosnians, Turks, Americans, French, all of ex EDEN, thank you so much for letting this happen by helping us. We proved once again that brotherhood still exists in this internet game, and loyalty and respect are worth more than pixels.

India’s behaviour throughout the entire time - even after initially being offered a deal which their CP accepted- has been deplorable, chaotic and senseless. Their government simply refused to cooperate with Albania when Maharashtra was freed - even while a region was offered to them for their own Congress - and their Congress went on to propose a NE which was accepted. Their government refused to accept any wrong on their part and expected us to take this as a matter of course, while accepting no responsibility for their Congressional action, claiming that it was “rogue”.

While we appreciate the fact that Pakistan voted down their own Natural Enemy proposal to take Maharashtra, and facilitated our move there, we have not participated in any sinister deals or agreements with them as the tinfoil hat brigade that runs the Indian government has been trying to get others to believe. The mess that eIndia finds itself in is purely their own fault for non cooperation and their inability to deal with the political reality that they find themselves in.

To conclude this article, I’d like to say that this month has brought many changes for eAlbania and the greater eWorld. While the dissolution of EDEN ushered in an era of volatility, we as a country have been able to cope with events extremely well and enjoyed several successes, including our Congress. We hope that successes for our proud, strong and mighty nation continue for all time to come. Hail Albania!