[MoFA]: Liberation

Day 2,312, 02:15 Published in Pakistan Pakistan by kualkerr The Warrior Poet


Dear all,

As you might have noticed, we are under Brazilian occupation and have no free regions with congress elections three days away.

While our President have assured us that Brazil has conveyed to us that they will leave as soon as possible; my sources tell me that Brazil wont be leaving before congress election so that they may have a congress. Which, obviously, means we will not have a congress if Brazil stays. It is absolutely important for ePakistan that Brazil leaves these shores in next two days max!

Now I haven't been informed that when does Brazil plan to vacate our region. However, I do happened to talk to Chinese President, Atracurium, this morning. If you notice, China has proposed a NE law against Brazil and a battle is imminent.

Should China manage to win, Atracurium has assured us that Balochistan will be freed by China; may be just in time for us to manage our congress candidature. In this situation, it is prudent choice to stop waiting for Brazil to vacate the region and once China invades, we all may move to China and fight against Brazil. But it is my personal opinion, the clear plan will be forwarded by MoD in due time.

That's all for now. If any development happens, I will update them in the comments section.

Best Regards,

kualkerr
Minister of Foreign Affairs - ePakistan



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