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[MoFA] до свидания

Day 2,121, 21:43 • Published in South Africa

• by Marmaduke IV

Today our glorious parliament decreed that no more shall Rusky boots walk the soil of our great Empire eSouth Africa. As of midnight on the 13th of this September, all remaining Ruskies will be rounded up by the Grand Special Forces, SMUT, led by General Kilgannon, and marched to Bloemfontein Airport where a shuttle awaits them that will drive them to the nearest train station where they will each collect a name badge (wearing of which is mandatory) that denotes them as having Rusky Blood (80+ proof). They will then be forced the walk North towards their Soviet Motherland where they will be intercepted by the Zimbabwe National Army who plans to use them as slave labor in their diamond mines. Zimbabwe will be transferring funds totaling 200 gold to the RBSA in exchange, via Robert Mugabe.

So to our former tenants, I bid you прощание.

~The Honorable Arch Bishop Dr. Marmaduke Exilious Alphonso IV, Sr, OB/GYN
Parliament of eSouth Africa
Party President of the African National Alliance
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Comments

nW0lf Day 2,121, 22:26

So much love for those who paid you a sh*tload of money in an agreement that you made...

eSA is proving itself more unreliable by the day.

Marmaduke IV Day 2,121, 22:28

It's satire

nW0lf Day 2,121, 22:30

Claiming to sell your previous landlords as slaves in an official MoFA article is satire? Sure thing.

Marmaduke IV Day 2,121, 22:31

Seeing as they were renting land from us, that would make us the landlord and them the tenant.

nW0lf Day 2,121, 22:32

True, my bad.

Wilpanzer Day 2,121, 23:10

Problem is: you've already told everyone about the plan, what makes you think they won't just take their own route back to Russia?

Marmaduke IV Day 2,121, 23:25

Dangerously high blood-alcohol levels

atrawall Day 2,122, 15:13

This is a funny article. It actually is. Props

Rusty Kuntz Day 2,122, 19:43

Meanwhile in Russia...

UncIe Day 2,123, 06:13

Big thanks to Miyagiyoda, Leon Reno and all good South Africans whom I personally have shared a great gaming experience with. I'm glad that during that time we had a chance to help each other, and thus improved the relations between our people. I'm also glad that both our countries have been sticking to the standards of civilized and respectful attitude to one another, successfully negotiating solutions in all situations of disagreement. As for those fellows who favour a more barbaric approach, examples of which we see occasionally, I wouldn't judge them and am glad they finally feel important

atrawall Day 2,123, 20:37

Great job with the negotiations and thank you Russia for honoring your end of the bargain.

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