[MoEnt] The Doubleteam Returns: xX$Woldy$Xx

Day 2,799, 11:39 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Ministry of Entertainment

Hello funky people of the eUK!

I know how you've dearly missed our MoEnt tradition of recording the sinister, and often over-looked, dealings within the shadows of the vast halls of irc in the form of interviews. So, we've decided to continue the much treasured tradition, here's a new entry, this time with Mr Woldy as the victim.




MoEnt- #1, What are you doing with your life?

A wild Wolds- I just withdrew from a funded PhD to pursue a career in civil administration and law...Unless you meant elife [Surely that's the only life? -ed], in which case I'm dictating and kinging.


MoEnt- #2, #6?

A Woldy who seems to be peculiarly experienced in this type of thing- #12

MoEnt- Ah, so when did you last speak to him?


MoEnt- #36, Do you have any personal ideas on how we can get our regions back?

Woldy- Well it's tricky for me to give any form opinions on that because the dictator role demands a degree of impartiality but one thing for sure is that the snap return of East Midlands is a move by Argentina to make us warm to them, and to diminish the will for a militarist approach to UK liberation; because they have begun a war with Mexico and aren't sure if they can win. So around Europe they will be trying to make the places they occupy go in for more diplomatic approaches to avoid RWs everywhere. So for UK Ireland an opportunity exists either to fight or put on the pressure for free regions with the threat of a fight. Obviously it's up to the government how to proceed.


MoEnt- ثلاثة, Do you like onions [I personally love onions, and for the benefit of the reader I'd like to add in a bit of context for them here- he onion (Allium cepa L.) (Latin 'cepa' = onion), also known as the bulb onion or common onion, is a vegetable and is the most widely cultivated species of the genus Allium.

This genus also contains several other species variously referred to as onions and cultivated for food, such as the Japanese bunching onion (fistulosum), the Egyptian onion (×proliferum), and the Canada onion (canadense). The name "wild onion" is applied to a number of Allium species but cepa is exclusively known from cultivation and its ancestral wild original form is not known, although escapes from cultivation have become established in some regions.The onion is most frequently a biennial or a perennial plant, but is usually treated as an annual and harvested in its first growing season.

The onion plant has a fan of hollow, bluish-green leaves and the bulb at the base of the plant begins to swell when a certain day-length is reached. In the autumn the foliage dies down and the outer layers of the bulb become dry and brittle. The crop is harvested and dried and the onions are ready for use or storage. The crop is prone to attack by a number of pests and diseases, particularly the onion fly, the onion eelworm and various fungi that cause rotting. Some varieties of A. cepa such as shallots and potato onions produce multiple bulbs.

Onions are cultivated and used around the world. As a foodstuff they are usually served cooked, as a vegetable or part of a prepared savoury dish, but can also be eaten raw or used to make pickles or chutneys. They are pungent when chopped and contain certain chemical substances which irritate the eyes. -ed]

Woldy- I love onions, red ones in particular.


MoEnt- #47, Tell us about your current party, or MU?

Wolday- My MU is called A Military Unit and it has only me in it because it's the dictator MU. So exciting!

MoENt- And obvs your party is amazing, That goes without saying 😉 [Obligatory UKRP mention -eeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddd]

Woldy- For the last few months I've been a member of WRP and I've casually been helping them develop as I see them as a progressive left wing opportunity to mainstream parties and thought it would be a good place to focus some eEnergy for a while. But of course in the matter of fairness I love and respect all parties, I just liked the people in WRP the most and needed to run for Congress hue hue [hue hue -ed [Short for 'edulcorate' of course -edulcorate]]


MoEnt- ## So you like onions, what about garlic bread?

Woldz- Garlic bread is ok but I like it a bit under cooked so the crusts aren't too hard.

MoEnt- m thats a good one, a personal reccomendation are sainsburys own garlic bread pizzas, 10 minutes in the oven, bloody amazing.

Woldic Bread- Dominos garlic bread is good too.


MoEnt- Who is your favourite eUKer, or favourites?

Woldy- That's a hard one, I like a lot of people, I get on with everyone [This is really fun -exhumation]...There's very few people I find myself disagreeing with. My favourites would probably be Horice and Karacticus because their humour tickles me.

MoEnt- In terms of humour I have to say I quite enjoy the articles of colin [That's one of our agents under the codename of 'Aaron' talking, the MoEnt aren't all united in their love for Colin...jks we all love Colin's articles -exterminator]


MoEnt- #321, Any future ambitions in erepublik?

Wyldo- Future ambitions, not really. I dropped out of international politics a few years ago after spending some time at the top and focussed on the eUK and its community, and I've found that I don't need to occupy any positions or titles to help out the community and as you know I always put a ear in on MoHA talks to help them out. I don't need or want the limelight to keep doing that so my only ambition is to see the whole countries activity and fun rise...and Colin is good, a rising star...That merciful chap has caught my eye too [Stop dropping hints to the GPFF, I already PMed him ok -ear canal]




Well, there you have it, truly a spectacular wasteoftime interview, well worth the worthy time of each and every worthy citizen of this worthy nation.

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