[MoEnt] Redcoat Week Day 1

Day 2,043, 11:29 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by eUK Home Office


Evenin folks, me being the organised and on-the ball minister that I am, I have decided to organise this fun event just as we have been told that we are giving our American colonies back. Och well, shit happens, we can still have a laugh at our barmy children in 'murica can't we?



So what little competitions have I set up for you today then?

No.1 - Creative Writing Competition. o/

This competition is open for all UK citizens. Want I want to see from you is to liven up the dank media with a bit of humour and quality writing (no possessive apostrophe errors 😑). The subject for you to write about is of course the TWO invasion of murica. Your choice of style of writing is up to you, from polandball-style comments to sweeping descriptive masterpieces I'd really like to see a variety of articles to please my left parietal lobe (ooh get me). The deadline is Wednesday night, and the winners will be announced Thursday afternoon. There is a very faint chance I may miss your article so just to make sure please PM me with a link to the article as that would be great.

Prizes are as followe😛

1st place - 50 Q7 weapons
2nd place - 25 Q7 weapons
3rd place - 10 Q7 weapons

All participants will receive 5 Q7 weapons just for entering. o7


No.2 - Wind up Ajay Bruno

The infamous Ajay Bruno, who is now under the guise of Ronald Gipper Reagan, is one of erepublik's biggest cheater, multiier and serial nuisance. To celebrate the fact his beloved republican homeland is being wiped, I am inviting, nay IMPLORING you to take part in this challenge. It is open to all citizens around the world. You simply have to annoy and make ajay rage in the most imaginative ways possible. There is no prize at stake, instead on Friday I simply want to make a wonderful gallery of all your separate trolls, so please screenshot them and send them to me. I'd like to remind you however to please respect the the terms of service. This is a bit of light-hearted fun, not out-and-out abuse. :/

No.3 More caption competitions (oh noes)

Not much to say here than at the end of each article this week there will be an America/UK themed caption for you to comment on. The one that makes me laugh most will get 5Q7 weapons from me.

That's all for now, stay tuned for tomorrow, where I will be introducing...

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FORUM GAMES 😮

Your resident sellout,
Zaphod

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