[MoE] Results out! Wins and Fails

Day 3,187, 10:04 • Published in Canada Serbia • by Nyx Lynx

Little devils,

Most of you have been very prompt in completing your homework. Good job. I’ve scored your answers in the previous article. (Can’t believe I really did that!)

Here’s your report car😛 (+100 cc for Canadians)
Grade - A+ - 50 Q7 tanks + 1500 cc (Tie)

MercBaker + 100 cc
Richard Lynx Nyxon

There was a tie between MercBaker and Richard Lynx Nyxon. Since the latter has asked me to give away his share to his great friend, the entire prize goes to MercBaker.
Grade A - 50 Q7 each

Skelde + 100 cc (almost got an A+, so an extra 25 Q7)
OLloyd + 100 cc
Severrus Snape
New Faustian Man + 100 cc
Grade B - 30 Q7 each

Radenko (sent me 69 tanks back)
Ali Gual
Colonel Buendia

Marjus Patzig +100 cc
Earned a Battle Hero Medal
Tariq bin Ziyad
Savador Dali +100 cc
Mrischmasch + 100 cc
Chopp dks + 100 cc (rejects)
Nueve Ocho + 100 cc
Hellzfire312 + 100 cc
FRITZHILL + 100 cc (rejects)
TemujinBC + 100 cc
Genyng Kislev
Adnan + 10 Q7 for enthusiasm
Grade F- FAIL

Heart Stealer – This student needs to be EXPELLED from school for hitting on the teacher.

Winning answers:

“Was a member of an order that liked the color red...
Canada's first god of clicking a round orange "fight" button a lot of many times.
Is somehow an existential being because his heart is located at 0.7893° S, 113.9213° E
Likes being sneaky and mysterious while traveling internationally and is a Male
Is qualified to become a Proctologist in 11 different countries

Has a massive pen...15. At least 282 units of length long.”

- MercBaker on TemujinBC

Scored on – length, math, accuracy, psychology


"Good guy. I once unknowingly crossed the border. Then a snow storm hit and my car broke down. I was waiting for it to be towed when a group of meese(trust me, its meese) started chasing me. I started running and fell into a river of maple syrup. I was fished out by this guy. We celebrated thanksgiving at his cabin (in October!?). And then when it was time to go, he apologized aboot the storm, the meese, gave me his car. He then said he will continue playing erep till Plato makes Canada the 51st region of USA."

P.S- I would like to donate the winnings from my grade to this guy. o7

- Richard Lynx Nyxon on MercBaker

Scored on – creativity, morality

Yours strictly,



Miss Nyx Lynx
PS – Thank you everyone for participating. Accept the small token of appreciation.

If you think you have been unfairly graded, write to President Nueve Ocho. He loves getting messages 😉